Haha no

"HUGH DID THIS"

Plz provide estimated pricing/shi ping figures when available.

Should we all just lie down and sleep? I truly feel like that's the only option at this point in time.

I feel sick

GODDAMMIT

GODDAMMIT

5 mg each hydrocodone and THC. Just sleepy 😔

No. I won't. LOOK AT IT!

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Fuckin' EASY, right?

Other than the ceasing of the firing, yes.

Bbc news screenshot 'police focus on ladder placed against side of the Louvre'

> GO UP LADDER

I do not understand 'go up'

> USE LADDER

Use ladder with what?

> CLIMB LADDER

You climb the ladder

> LOOK

You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light.

> EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE

It's full of jewels!

> PICK UP JEWELS

You take the jewels.

Grape-Nuts should come with an extra bag of teeth inside.

NEW: "Grape-Nuts ALL TEETH!"

Temptation of St Anthony

Temptation of St Anthony

RIGHT?

Not pigeons. GREAT drinkers.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

It's not abusive. I've been told, essentially, "stop being weird" many times. I was fired from my last job for "being weird". It just wasn't the right place for me, even after 13 years.

No it's not

"Yes we would"

Well...

...small?

"I couldn't get out of my golf cart without mu Secret Winch back at the clubhouse".

I think "no heads"?

When DON'T I feel like scooping cat feces?!

Perfect

Amen

🙁