Relax, lay back in the calm waters of the cistern.
Allow my elves to sprinkle you with tasty parmigiano reggiano
you will soon feel your strength returning
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Relax, lay back in the calm waters of the cistern.
Allow my elves to sprinkle you with tasty parmigiano reggiano
you will soon feel your strength returning
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Committing the heinous crime of constructing a li'l fella
delectable
As long as you're not the one leaving dead crocodiles in here, do as you will
chicken bread
why is this break room always such a goddamn mess
Stag horn handled toothbrush
From the depths of my being I offer you my most buttery gratitude
chopping all the crusts off pb&j sandwiches with a paper cutter one would typically find in an office.
not now, can’t you see im fucking working
baby he made the template
Pooping in luxurious boxes
Yeah can I get the uhhh doo doo burger
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the chime rings. my spurs clank. I stand in silhouette in the gas station doorway. attendants and customers look up in fear. my shadow falls larger than life upon the roller grill
pretty much
t-shirt that says MERCURY SEX IS THE BEST SEX surrounded by blobs of liquid metal
This is a "shirt"
a garment often worn by humans
Chrono Trigger what you love and you never Job a day in your life
or whatever
Askjeeves Motherboard Rule 34
Lembas bread taquitos
Foot pic 👀
over very difficult
at the house party surreptitiously sucking the yolks out of all the eggs in the fridge
Jack-in-the-box guy filming a goatse video for their social media rn
Arby’s CEO puts gun to head, pulls trigger in new video
The erosion of attention spans has far-reaching consequences
we are working diligently to create the perfect dumbass
Watch Netflix and scroll phone
The XCom experience
Dick on the bottom, balls on top