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If you’re in the Midwest or an appreciator of the Midwest, sign up for Stu’s newsletter. There is a free option but I highly recommend getting all the stuff if you can.
If you don’t think I’ll launch paid Midwest Excellence subscriptions on a Friday night, you don’t know how bad at capitalism I truly am. midwest-excellence.ghost.io#/portal/signup
i know you know this but in case you forgot warren zevon wrote that
Screen cap of a tiktok vid that says IS PERKINS STILL GOOD showing a bunch of fried food from the restaurant Perkins
Asked and answered
As for this week's Link-O-Rama 2.0, we have Dr. Liz Fiedler Mergen, Mancini's, Sturgill Simpson, and my brother holding a plate of pickled herring. Worth your time.
You'll soon be able to pay me for Midwest Excellence. For those of you who will not be doing so, I hope you enjoyed some of the outstate statuary jokes.
Reminds me of one of my all-time favourite @ericallenhatch.bsky.social posts 💜
Gobert -> Edwards -> Reid
Jason Isbell acknowledges that the concert is being streamed on The Current and there are some words he's been advised not to say, and immediately a "FUCK ICE" chant breaks out in the crowd, lmao
Anthony Edwards dunk
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At once impeccably cool and aggressively unfashionable, Joe Jackson’s Steppin’ Out is four minutes of nightmare disco and nightclub jitters which paves the way from ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road’ to the Magnetic Fields. Detours through Motown and Freud. A perfect single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur
Damn you really are tall
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
A liar stays a liar, a fuckup stays a fuckup, and a bad and dishonest party will stay a bad and dishonest party. A sports fan knows a free rider in the system when they see one, because the New York Jets exist. They recognize bad faith actors because they’ve seen EPL ownership. Watch this: This year the Atlanta Falcons will be different. You’re laughing, because you already know how this ends. It’s not nice, but you’re still laughing.
It's not nice but that doesn't stop it from being true
my thoughts on kristi noem are that she got canned mid-speech, laugh out loud laugh out loud, get wrecked you fucking lunatic, see you on the masked singer in 2031
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
If I had counted that Dustin Grage turd, Wright County would have been 109th. Which is tough to do in a state with 87 counties.
Consider our bespoke GRIT metric:
Gumption
Real Talk
Iterating the Possibilities of AI
Teamwork
It terrifies a lot of people afraid of new possibilities and bold flavors.
it's Twins-specific, we're in his Ball Guys Starter Pack for Guys Who Know Ball. I assume.
it's such a nice part of the state and there are apparently just free-floating Hitler particles all over the place
When I say I'm a Terrible Businessman, I mean it! (Mandy's setting up the subscription platform today.)
The photo of Sen. Lucero is worth the subscription cost by itself.
(Note that the subscription is currently free, but the point remains)
is this by Space Aliens? I should have mentioned Space Aliens.
Appreciate you giving me free content for next week's feedback section!
I am the only person on Bluesky who doesn't follow modern professional wrestling, it's a blind spot.
This tracks (sorry for the Walter Hudson jump scare)
Eric Lucero (R, Twin Peaks, Washington)
You keep electing guys like this, you lose valuable points. Rules are rules.
