[twirls moustaches] My plan worked!
[twirls moustaches] My plan worked!
Canβt wait. Iβll be the βwhoopβ as soon as you start A Lady of a Certain Age. (and Bang Goes the Knighthood and Mar-a-Lago and and and)
Broke my run of 170, bah!
βWhat the new Blur vs Oasis play gets bafflingly wrong,β teases the Guardian.
βWhat the new Blur vs Oasis play gets bafflingly wrong,β teases the Guardian. Well, Iβve read the article and it seems the only things they get wrong are Justineβs accent and Andy Rossβs manner.
www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/m...
A screenshot from Wordle showing that I failed today, ending my run of 170
Here endeth my run of 170 #wordle
Yay to Pet Shop Boys services.
Just one for me: the Outfield. Iβve just given it a quick listen, and nope, never heard it before.
Yeah, but is it much fewer or many fewer?
Marianne Faithfull, Tilda Swinton, Nick Cave and Warren Ellis? Fuck, yes!
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...
A reference on The Night Agent to a device called the Khymera led me down a rabbit hole of memory horror to Kimera. This appalling sub-Hooked on Opera dreck was number one forever when I was a kid in South Africa. Gird your loins! open.spotify.com/track/7h8KZA...
Happy to live in a country that has stood up to Trump.
Three bricks. Rainwater. Broken glass. Christmas clementines. These are vomited across our limestone floor.
For me itβll always bring to mind 1980s South African alternative band Petit Cheval. open.spotify.com/track/5HXUEp...
Nice of Saga to give Harrison Ford an award.
OK, so itβs drunk karaoke? Weβve all done it.
I am about to listen to Geese for the first time.
Looking forward to seeing you here in Madrid on Saturday.
βpeopleβ
I think I can remember Puppet on a String winning, though that seems unlikely considering I was 3 at the time. I definitely remember being gutted when Beg, Steal or Borrow came second, but as it lost to Apres Toi, I can now see it was only right.
Half of my people are talking about Iran; the other half are wanging on about the Brits. Iβm not always sure which half is which.
I see someone has put it on YouTube
Have you watched the BBC documentary? He was so lovely.
A T shirt I spotted in Thailand, reading: BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON T LOVE YOU WITH YOU THEY HAVE
MORDEN A WOMAN
Thereβs a contestant on MasterChef who called herself a βlast minute dot comβ kind of chef. I thought to myself: βWho says that anymore? How old is she???β Turns out sheβs 27, so presumably born the same year last minute dot com was founded.
Dirty Business - the sewage scandal docu-drama - on C4 is staggering TV. Not only the cold rage of it, and the depiction of banal corporate evil, but the production methods and performances. Poo Chernobyl.
Cloud in the sky in Madrid at sunrise, looking a little bit like a map of Great Britain
Great Britain in the sky in the morning, by-election warning