Houston was out of town for the last Shoulder to Shoulder Rally, so let's show him in a even bigger way what he missed.
09.03.2026 16:27
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Houston was out of town for the last Shoulder to Shoulder Rally, so let's show him in a even bigger way what he missed.
I love when my loyal subjects come to cheer me on! ❤️
Disapproving stare.
The satire has been too real for a while now. -ND
Happy International Women’s Day. Since women are closely aligned with the moon like werewolves, we intend on floating many balloons strategically in the sky over Nova Scotia to block the moonlight. This should stabilize emotions to a livable degree over the next week. You’re welcome!
Since 2021 we’ve blown about $6.7 billion past the approved budgets. If you’re mad about this year’s budget, then relax.
That’s just the part we bothered to write down.
Text DIM to 902-907-5258 and get regular life affirmations and life advice.
I want to see at least one Dim Houston sign. ❤️ -ND
You guessed the new menu for the school lunch program.
Too bad I wasted all that money on my anti-tick batteries and fences to keep the ticks from invading from the ocean. Again.
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If @thebeaverton.com wants an actual exclusive interview, I’d be happy to oblige as long as my PR people have final cut.
Temu Tom Arnold and I look like two great aunts arriving unannounced to play a few hands of cribbage at 6 PM, while acting surprised dinner is ready. Yes, we’re coming in for a plate.
Two pie charts labelled "School travel models before/after free transit pass." The first pie chart shows that after the pass was implemented that 33.7% of students took transit, while the second shows that before the pass it was only 11.5%
Education Minister Brendan Maguire speaking at a podium. Quote: "It's a 20% increase in usership. That's what it is."
Education Minister Brendan Maguire at a podium. Quote from journalist (off-camera): "It's a 200% increase, Minister."
Education Minister Brendan Maguire at a podium. Quote: "Um, yes, sorry, I'm not the best at numbers."
Nova Scotia's Education Minister, folks. Not exactly making the grade.
They're intentionally trying to limit public access to the MLAs. The NS conservatives have email auto-replies telling constituents they're in Halifax, but whoa now, that doesn't mean they want to see you in Halifax.
During the last election, this account was labeled as an NDP-affiliated account by PC supporters. It’s not. The PC Party doesn’t have an original thought in their fucking heads, so they assume others don’t either. -ND
That wasn’t a filibuster. It was a heritage minute, repeated 54 times. More heritage and culture faster!
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It's intereting that they're posting the statement to social media when we all saw it on Feb. 24. As someone who was at a NS Museum site on Feb. 25, I can day quite confidently that this move isn't supported by staff.
My loyal subjects came to pay respects yet again!
That would be an excellent book title. I was leaning towards “Democracy: Now With 30% Less Oversight”
All the protesters are AI generated!
One of us has to be!
Talk to me when you move into spending $1000s tomorrow.
Professional bots in fact. Maybe even paid bots outside.
Forget the thousand people screaming outside. Nova Scotians I talk to are happy with the HST cut that they didn’t ask for.
Hard questions will only hit me in the arse or the elbow because I be hoofing it the fuck out of there. Giddyup.
Don’t forget the everyday lies too! I’m not limited to just breaking campaign promises.
Look if you scare away billionaires with boats, pretty soon you’re left with nothing but regular people and their problems.
Look, everyone’s tightening their belts right now. Especially billionaires. Have you seen the price of sails and rope and shit like that?
Ah the good old days.
