The M25 motorway was completed in 1986 on October 29, which makes it a Scorpio
18.12.2025 08:41
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The M25 motorway was completed in 1986 on October 29, which makes it a Scorpio
As I'm reaching the twilight years of my shitposting, I feel the urge to take a younger, troubled, aspiring shitposter under my wing and groom the shit out of them
I can always cunt on my phone to autocorrect things at the worst possible time
I told my doctor I've been eating healthy and I started running. He tried to congratulate me but I was already halfway down the road
Severe mental illnesses patients when someone with mild/moderate mental illness tries to relate to going psychotic or being involuntarily hospitalized
AI isn't stealing my job, I'd like to see a robot try and beat me at selling weed to children
I fancy people in unions, I think they're striking
Seeing women's spaces as 'safe' without men positions men's spaces as 'dangerous' without women. This assigns women the role as harbingers of peace and unity without which society would crumble, affirming female superiority narratives that benefit nobody.
Perceiving men as a threat diminishes all of our autonomy over violent and sexual urges by arguing that physical barriers are the only way to stop rape and assault. This is putting both sexes in metaphorical cages, either for their own protection or to protect others.
The trans bathroom debate is inherently misandrist, as it implies that men are dangerous by nature. This perpetuates myths that men are inferior caregivers, partners, and participants in civilised society.
It's 2038, your pregnant femboy licks your boot as you're unplugging the crockpot full of MMF threesomes, your friends have turned your weed growing room into a drum and bass rave, goth girls are laughing from the communism room, it's the anniversary of Donald Trump's death and your heart is full
They say dress for the job you want, but my employer doesn't appreciate me coming to work dressed as a penguin
I only have threesomes with autistic men because you KNOW those guys can run a train
Better to be a Buddha bummer than a flag shagger
Social media is like having a journal that hates you
I like the way you work it, LGBT, got to bag it (bag it up girl)
BRISTOL I'm on the late show at the Gaffe for the very first time this Saturday Aug 16, tickets from £6 GET IN www.thegaffecomedyclub.com#e129672
This train is great
Maybe the real genocide was the friends we made along the way
Ooh do share, I like @danmckee.bsky.social and stephen catling
Ooh you've got so much fun to come, it just gets better!
Obviously still hard work but that's where the rewards are
Gotta take those bonus neurotransmitters where you can find them 😎
I don't understand people who don't want to learn to meditate - once you get into it it's like free drugs
In the early 2000s I attended a class at my school about autism.
They explained that autistic people struggled with humour and found it hard to understand jokes.
This summer I am going to Fringe with my autistic friend to see autistic comedians
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't pay attention in school
I think it's good that Disney keep the racist parts of their old cartoons, it's important for racists to know about their heritage
I used to miss my ex boyfriend, but now my sight has improved and I have much better aim
The RSPCA's new hard-hitting campaign to get people to stop fondling the seals - in the Bristol suburbs, famously known for its thriving seal population
I always wait my turn in line because I'm passionate about queuer rights
I come from a long line of dick lovers
I used to date a vinyl DJ, he had a 12 inch disk
