they have them at Horrocks in Lansing, don’t know about the other locations
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they have them at Horrocks in Lansing, don’t know about the other locations
Furiously DMing death threats at the Joint Chiefs for fucking up my parlay
idk who needs to hear this but there appear to be like 10 seasons of Grand Designs on Apple TV rn
I thought I’d never go back to church, but if God told Karen Whitsett to retire, it may be time for some reevaluation.
this is a great metaphor for the general state of things, where the company is willing to “support” victims while doing nothing about the actual person on their payroll causing the problem
having one of those weeks where you have to do dishes so that you have room to do dishes
Gen X/Millennials watching this administration try to derp its way into another wasteful and corrupt war in the Middle East
if we’re going to be governed by 12-year-olds, we should at least get free pizza in the cafeteria
“that’s not my European carry-all, baby”
Fred Durst, International Man of Mystery
someone on TikTok pointed out that if you made Austin Powers today with the same premise he would have been frozen in 1997 and now I need to go lie down
“hear me out” except we’re all saying the same thing
Dana Carvey as Garth from Waynes world saying "He Does this every Friday."
He does this every Friday.
this is so god damn funny
oh cool, they finally got The Matrix in North Korea
oh wait, I cut the screencap too tight, this has the part you mentioned
from the prepared remarks:
exactly. if you're here to expand your reach and get numbers, you're the kind of person that made the old site bad.
We're here to shitpost without nazis and write contextless messages about live sports
the death of the good internet began when we moved from specialized forums built on shared interests to massive social media platforms that want to assimilate everyone
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?
I’m intrigued by this festival but I also know it will be attended by the smelliest dudes imaginable
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
a Truck Nuts sighting in 2026? god bless Indiana (derogatory)
I hate being forced to watch commercials for "ted" over and over and over again, but I like hearing "I wish" by skee-lo. so every olympics commercial break presents me with a conundrum
This dog looks fucking terrified that they gave this man a gun
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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