Hermit

Elect me i will make public smoking illegal and punishable by 999999 years of hellfire and damnation #HERMIT2028

a man is standing in front of a mirror in a bathroom with urinals . Alt: The College Dropout kanye west i think this is the all falls down mv idk

Thesis for uni, you must not become

Yuugenmagan, Giant Catfish, Evil Eye Sigma, that fuckass turtle, and Trump King

Finally properly went through act 1 of homestuck, also i gave Jade a very cute sounding voice because she deserves it and i decided to spare my vocal cords and not do a dumb british accent for the narration (johns raspy voice and daves super deep voice still screw me up tho)

Rose Lalonde: soft sophisticated voice
Dad Egbert: country southerner, for some reason.
(Will update as i reach new characters)

Current homestuck voices (i am trying to actually fully read it this time and not just quit after the first couple dozen pages)
Narration: Shitty David Attenborough-esque documentary voice
John Egbert: Raspy nerd voice
Dave Strider: Fake super deep voice
Bro Strider: also fake super deep voice

Crazy idea but if you make a mess you should be the one cleaning it up. Sick of having my mom side with my brother after he leaves the kitchen looking like a tornado passed through it simply because im the "cleaning guy" and "the lazy one for not always cleaning everything up myself"

Jade Harley is so cool and awesome and cute and

Transstuck ft June, Dove, and Jade (love that so many of the homestucks work very well as being trans)

doodle art of dave strider from homestuck, but transfem, commonly referred to as dove strider. her hair is vaguely bird shaped if you squint at it - continuing the trend of striders having bird theming - and is longer than dave's canon hair length. she sports a slight smile. her shirt is the scratched variant we see after dave loses against bro strider in the comic. she is also wearing a red undershirt because i thought it fit the theming of transfem dave below all of that is big red text saying "TG: sup"

damn it's dove strider sunday AND international women's day? really getting a 2-for-1 combo this marchuary

Every day is a women's day if you want it to be

is there a way to remove a single steam achievement from my account

>turns off achievements so i can mess around with a cheat engine in vicky 3
>still gets an achievement
fuck my stupid chud life

I was at an event all of today wtf happened while i was gone

Happy birdday 😁😁

Idk what i did but my YouTube feed is all jacked up bro im getting the most random things recommended to me

Why is the trade unionist leader a traditionalist dude just let me pass right to associate fuckkkkkkk

Also the rural folk's clout just went to 0 randomly even though they were sitting at like 40-50% the clout graph is just a straight line down

Tyler the Destroyer

Happy 35th to the coolest fa- gay guy in music.

In very related news, please label porn properly, bsky has labels for a reason just fuckin use them

Saw nepeta scat porn on the homestuck feed and lowkey i understand why gamzee did the things he did now

Yeah belgium was puppeted by the prussians (who failed in forming germany because france and the German states rolled over prussia)

The netherlands was having a socialist revolt when i took the screenshot

Also its funny to imagine the mexicans just sailing boats from the mainland to their northwest exclave

notable things: scandinavia formed but finland still has a single province belgium is a prussian vassal france annexed sardinia and piedmont but not savoy or S-P Provence anarchist switzerland exists tuscany cut the papalcy in half

notable things: morocco, futa toro, and oyo and french vassals duala succeeded in a slave revolt against fezzan luo succeeded in a slave revolt against nejd britain then annexed nejdi luo kuba succeeded in a slave revolt against gojjam hadiya also annexed gojjami gonder for some reason im burundi :) sokoto was a french vassal but britain took it most of egypt is taken by the ottomans uk is going in for persian hormuz uk annexed oman afghanistan formed with some ugly ass borders

notable events burma had most of its land annexed by britain siam has been fucked on by basically everyone atp (is currently a french vassal) the dutch and brits deathwar each other every couple years over indonesia nothing ever changes) uk annexed korea korea rebelled and now south korea is the empire of korea empire of japan formed super early

notable events: USA cut mexico in half central america still hasnt collapsed ive actually never seen it collapse before amazonia exists in acre argentina killed bolivia chile owns all of patagonia russian-american company became Alayska

this is my timeline, its so weird compared to the average status-quo low ai aggression games

first time ever seeing an anarchist country actually pop up in vicky 3 (this timeline is so fucked)

Brazil is a place of all time

Quote with an album you would rate a perfect 10/10

Looked through my followers and apparently im followed by someone who draws yuri and honestly i think thats the greatest honor in the world

Karkats job is officially "assistant" but everyone knows its closer to "partner"
#homestuck #davekat

You gotta start pestering your chums more often

4 game characters that are just me (im counting homestuck as a game solely because i didn't want to do 3 OMORI characters)