james edward (stylo!)

underscores based her whole career on this imo

NEW MODEL ARMY - 51St State - 1986 YouTube video by supermaxisingles

kool tune

americans, do you know how to clean your teeth?

glad that 3/4~ of albertans are against separation. idk why Abacus didn't poll me. apparently Mitch Sylvestre is gonna talk to 'every albertan' so, obviously, i'll get to say my piece

what's that norm macdonald bit about OJ

what bad luck to find someone who loves you so much they KILL YOU

maybe that makes it funnier in the sense that he clearly just takes whatever he wants, from entire songs to your actual life

i listened to some of their newer songs to see if the singer figured out how to sing. nope. they did find some new and old artists to copy off of though

then, having found out ronnie radke is a repeat woman beater, rapist and murderer, the comedy element of all this turned a bit sour i must say

in brief, if you've actually listened to, and gotten sick of every single song fall out boy, my chemical romance, and system of a down ever did, in addition to every song by every metalcore band, here are some more (but worse, obviously)

i reviewed the band Falling in Reverse. no one else has ever done it, & so i had to. i subjected myself to an entire 45 minutes (!) of this band, and here is my lengthy and correct opinion:

rateyourmusic.com/music-review...

naturally, i gave credit to the artists they ripped off.
soft 'unscored'

the best comment i ever got on RateYourMusic is 'that long review lol'

Call Us on Our Duty
Callous Duty

new game titles for free

call of duty's just been part of the american admin

i'm jk misfits are cool but also fun to make fun of. especially danzig

ah you mean Die, Die My Darling plus 11 optional songs

he pulled off some textual variation of Rax's Gambit

anytime an unfamiliar subway station has multiple exits i have the uncanny ability to randomly pick whichever one is farthest away from my destination. call that Rax’s Gambit

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social nailed it with something like 'how are the misfits the worst cheesiest band in the world but also fucking kick ass'

i would add how do the misfits have the most confusing discography in the world
and how did they get away with doing slim shady lyrics in 1978

the misfits may appear to have 10 or more LPs, but in fact they have 2 and they're all Static Age

i love how apps like fb and ig are the cause of dwindling attention spans but spam you like JOHN SENT U A MESSAGE 12 HOURS AGO DID U FORGET DID U FORGET YOU'LL DIE IF U DON'T REPLY AND SO WILL THEY YR THE GUY FROM CRANK

The perennial conflict between Japanese Otaku being the most sarcastic, self-deprecating losers on the planet and breathless weebs hanging on their favorite artists’ every word.

AFTER & BEFORE
i'm just gonna own the tooth i'm so self-conscious about

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a pink guy (red guy is the right winger) Panel 1: Red guy: FINE. Leave Twitter. Run away to your little lefty safe space Pink guy: ok Panel 2: Pink guy from the waist up. Turns to leave Panel 3: Pink guy from the waist up again, but this time he’s lurching forward like his momentum has been arrested Panel 4: Wider shot that reveals Red guy clasped to Pink guy’s ankle. Red guy. Pleaseee don’t leave me with cunts like me

right wingers when u quit twitter

i'm kinda like that (good in a crisis)

been trying to be a lowercase-m man my whole life otherwise

ALL I KNOW ABOUT CARS IS THAT THEY GO

excerpted from Eight O'Clock in the Morning by Ray Nelson (1963)

diggin in my own crates is the new euphemism for jerkin it

you can go 45 or you can go 33. you can even hit the speed dial and crank it chipmunks style i don't care

It's an EA Exec

It's not a lake—

an ea exec

funny as h—

underscores based her whole career on this imo

I have decided that in terms of your current admin, it Does Not Have to be Messier Than That

cool back of the book photo, professional glamorous author/talk therapist for those suffering Ass Cancer and Directional Insanity, website being getbetterkat.org

i see they added Go Live to this thing

they could add spaces and DM media, just not Literally Anything Else from auschwitxz & environs