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@slandernlies

Joss for short. Former Board Game Developer. Scrub card game grinder/degenerate. Passionately mediocre Netrunner player. Mach's Doctor Who friend. She/They ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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YOU CAN DRAW ON THE MAP?!?!

06.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, I would like to be able to RCQ with my Spirits again, we have new toys ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait til you see Royal Gamble!

06.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adorable

06.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slay the Spire 2 has a co-op mode?! Well, time to reinstall the dating apps I guess

06.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am truly privileged and I didn't even know it, never knew that was a thing at all

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฒ why?!

06.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being on my side of the pond, this is wild info to me, any examples of the cut scenes? I'm intrigued.

06.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 9 Magic cards that made me

06.03.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Deckbuilder ยท ThronesDB

Here's the Martell Conclave I nearly took to the last ever FFG World Champs in early 2019. There's no write up because I ended up playing my Tyrell Dragon and making Top 16 but this did well enough in testing and at a Stor Champs:

thronesdb.com/deck/view/fd...

06.03.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
He Calls It Thinking
 House Martell. Loyal.
Event. Cost: 0.
Interrupt: When the effects of an opponent's non-agenda, non-plot triggered ability would initiate, cancel those effects unless that player pays 1 gold.

"My father is very good at doing nothing." Arianne Martell
 Borja Pindado
In Daznak's Pit #96.

He Calls It Thinking House Martell. Loyal. Event. Cost: 0. Interrupt: When the effects of an opponent's non-agenda, non-plot triggered ability would initiate, cancel those effects unless that player pays 1 gold. "My father is very good at doing nothing." Arianne Martell Borja Pindado In Daznak's Pit #96.

And the aforementioned event, which can be played and be impactful in weird phases players don't normally have gold or play cards:

06.03.2026 07:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Conclave
 Neutral.
Agenda.
Citadel. Conclave.

Your deck may include non-loyal Maester characters from any faction. Your deck must include at least 12 Maester characters. Before placing setup cards, place the top 7 cards of your deck facedown under this agenda.

Reaction: After you win a challenge in which you control a participating Maester character, choose 1 card under this agenda and switch it with the top card of your deck.

 Tim Durning
House of Thorns #45.

The Conclave Neutral. Agenda. Citadel. Conclave. Your deck may include non-loyal Maester characters from any faction. Your deck must include at least 12 Maester characters. Before placing setup cards, place the top 7 cards of your deck facedown under this agenda. Reaction: After you win a challenge in which you control a participating Maester character, choose 1 card under this agenda and switch it with the top card of your deck. Tim Durning House of Thorns #45.

Here's the agenda:

06.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
 Maester Gormon
 House Tyrell. Non-Loyal.
Character. Cost: 4. STR: 2.  
Maester.

You may look at the top card of your deck.

Once per phase, if the top card of your deck is a non- card, you may marshal or play it as if it were in your hand.

Maester Gormon sat below the iron mask in Walgrave's place, the same Gormon who had once accused Pate of theft.
 Paolo Puggioni
Pit of Snakes #43.

Maester Gormon House Tyrell. Non-Loyal. Character. Cost: 4. STR: 2. Maester. You may look at the top card of your deck. Once per phase, if the top card of your deck is a non- card, you may marshal or play it as if it were in your hand. Maester Gormon sat below the iron mask in Walgrave's place, the same Gormon who had once accused Pate of theft. Paolo Puggioni Pit of Snakes #43.

Thronesdb Random for 6/3 is best used as your only Tyrell Maester in a (non Tyrell) The Conclave deck. In that instance he's basically always a Future Sight (for the MtG crowd). Martell was my favourite house to get the most value out of him as He Calls it Thinking can be useful in various phases.

06.03.2026 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm 5'3, how do I get back to 1900?

06.03.2026 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone please ask the Costco Guys how many booms this is?

05.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's an amazing record in a 4 player format and to do so with such a niche deck is very impressive! ๐ŸŽ‰

05.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best part was when he said "It's Corbin' Time" and Corbed all over those guys.

05.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'd be more convinced if they argued that it's gimmick infringement tbh

05.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ser Horas Redwyne
 House Tyrell. Non-Loyal.
Character. Cost: 5. STR: 4.  
House Redwyne. Knight.

Reaction: After Ser Horas Redwyne is knelt, choose and stand a Lady character.

Errata'ed.
Arya had seen them in the bailey a hundred times; the Redwyne twins, Ser Horas and Ser Hobber, homely youths with orange hair and square, freckled faces.
 Joshua Cairรณs
No Middle Ground #63.

Ser Horas Redwyne House Tyrell. Non-Loyal. Character. Cost: 5. STR: 4. House Redwyne. Knight. Reaction: After Ser Horas Redwyne is knelt, choose and stand a Lady character. Errata'ed. Arya had seen them in the bailey a hundred times; the Redwyne twins, Ser Horas and Ser Hobber, homely youths with orange hair and square, freckled faces. Joshua Cairรณs No Middle Ground #63.

Thronesdb Random for 5/3 was the first errata'd card in 2.0! It's one of Paxter Redwyne's god awful twin sons, 'Ser Horror'. This creep was okay back in the first cycle (after they errated him to stand a Lady CHARACTER ๐Ÿ˜‚). He mostly saw play in Tyrell Wolf decks on the the Lady Sansa's Rose plan.

05.03.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These games slapped. Angel is a powerful wizard ๐Ÿช„

04.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/04/zack-polanski-green-gay-trans-lgbtq/?utm_content=1772643129&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Real privilege to speak at the launch of Trans Actual recent report.

Absolute solidarity with the trans community and everyone working so hard for a better future for trans and non binary people. ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

t.co/FkDFb5CSpR

04.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1069 ๐Ÿ” 212 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Further dishonesty from the BBC in, again, dogmatically refusing to accept that Laura Kuenssberg spread harmful misinformation about trans people on her flagship politics programme.

04.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 391 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Zack on Laura K

Zack on Laura K

The Green Party has been consistent on our position.

We support the Iranian people in their struggle against the brutal Regime.

And we oppose illegal bombing from the USA and Israel that has already killed countless civilians and risks an all out Regional war.

04.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1183 ๐Ÿ” 283 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Take that self exile clause! ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 'Walker Wednesday' and my favourite planeswalker is Kaya. I always try to make her a thing when she's Standard Legal and my favourite version was the one I got to play in my Mardu Prison deck back in Kaldheim ๐Ÿ’•

04.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been a big fan of 'take care' myself

04.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lightning and Illusionist are both perfectly normal ok words to put on a hero and I'm not scared of this twink remotely ๐Ÿ‘€

04.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had so many friends who did forensic science at uni and they pretty much all either went into teaching, supermarkets, or call centres.

04.03.2026 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.03.2026 09:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be completely fair Tom Baker and Peter Capaldi have both had fourth wall breaking chats to the audience. But this certainly felt sauceless and desperate.

04.03.2026 09:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0