JSlow

Thought he might smack me.

I slept 13 hours, spoofed through jello all day and have just been informed I lose an hour tonight.

The war on Iran is unfolding alongside a wave of mass layoffs in the US. These are not separate crises. They are two sides of the same offensive by the ruling class against the working class.

*Werner Herzog voice*: the actors know it is fake, the audience knows it it is fake. And yet together, under their mass delusion, it becomes the only real moment of their lives. 🤼‍♂️

Has there actually been an official truth social declaration of war?, cause without that it ain’t legal.

Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it

Reptilians are purposely warming the planet but I’m so sick of winter I think, “might be better?”

What this about demoing the Kennedy Center? He gonna tear down the Lincoln memorial, Jefferson memorial, Washington monument too? When do we stop him?

I would be so owned if people sent me pics of their adorable solidaristic cats

Will the Sunnis join the fray when the Jews try to rebuild the temple? This holy war shit is so fucked.

Hope someone is working on those Epstein “I did that,” stickers for gas pumps.

It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow

Can taste that oil money.

I have a se fence that is me for me and will always be so I got that and it’s a sentence.

So much more satisfying.

Sure, you can gamble on your phone from the comfort of your couch. But only at River Side Casino can you get the gut-punch of a humiliating loss in a public forum.

People often don’t realize the enormous influence they have just by living. We mostly learn how to behave watching others. If you live with integrity and speak up when it matters, you’ll give some of that strength to the people watching you. There’s a lot of power in an example.

Jenks is the master

Bar in Florida is low, no?

I don’t like to demo before I have materials but what do I know?

They present.

What does it mean when your pee smells normal but it tastes like asparagus

War is like building a ballroom, damn the plans just destroy.

Maybe I’m not on X or maybe Elon shut up, I don’t need to know.

Gonna thank you in advance for my 60g of protein espresso

RFK Jr. encouraging Dunkin and Starbucks to reduce sugar in their drinks and add meat instead.

maybe america shouldn't've made a horror-clown into its totalitarian god-emperor idk

Dude should be guessing weight on this line.