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Big husky of NoVA. He/him 34, Ametuer singer, professional Drunksky, notorious hug dealer, maker of puns, & awoo expert

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09.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it would genuinely be the funniest thing in the world if one of the richest person in the worlds personal newspaper got overtaken in print memberships with a paper that has stuff like this in it

26.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2396 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 7
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 15774 πŸ” 3950 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 70
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haha holy shit

10.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1105 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

25.01.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 4708 πŸ” 1165 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 10

Day 2 of being stuck in our apartment. Just called out from work. They still haven’t plowed our complex. Even if I clear out the front of my car there’s no way I’m getting up the hill. Like 6-7 inches of snow and an inch of ice. Dense enough that even my heavy ass can walk across the top of it lol

26.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Canadian Weather Forecast:
WHAT TO EXPECT
OTTAWA
Freezing rain
Light snow
Furries Wednesday

Canadian Weather Forecast: WHAT TO EXPECT OTTAWA Freezing rain Light snow Furries Wednesday

10.01.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 17
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Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl

13.01.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 3555 πŸ” 917 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 423

Miss you too!! <3

07.01.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww happy birthday!!!πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽ handsome boys <3

06.01.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why is it called that then?

05.01.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Made local news by going on strike for 3 weeks at work

Finally built a new pc after over a decade

Hit 3 year anniversary with our D&D group

Got my license and registration stuff done so officially a VA resident now

Survived lol

28.12.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.12.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 13196 πŸ” 4842 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 31

Landscaping guy literally just smacked our living room window with a leaf blower

23.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tiled image of bears wearing various fashion accessories like hats, glasses, and necklackes

Tiled image of bears wearing various fashion accessories like hats, glasses, and necklackes

Bears bears bears 🐻🐼🐻🐼🐻
#MARU #art

07.01.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 1053 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3

Job has been on strike all month, going back to work right after Christmas is gonna be so weird

20.12.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww adorable <3 happy birthday @degiburr.bsky.social !!!

13.12.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line!

Show solidarity β€” like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.

Listen to what they had to say.

04.12.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 5047 πŸ” 1481 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 62

I know this art was picked cuz its GTA but boy howdy does it look like its suggesting a solution

02.12.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 1643 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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MPA Rates β€˜Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content WASHINGTONβ€”Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assignedΒ Zootopia 2Β a PG-13 rating Tuesday f...

MPA Rates β€˜Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

30.11.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 1465 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 18

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

25.11.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 2718 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 9
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Good election results, AND Dick Cheney died 🍾πŸ₯‚

05.11.2025 05:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did the thing~

04.11.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have all my new pc parts except for my motherboard :/ was supposed to be delivered today but now it's delayed to who knows when

22.10.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service 🫑

29.09.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.09.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

18.09.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 31478 πŸ” 11440 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 102
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WHOSE LEGENDS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ARAMÁN? βš”οΈ 🧭 πŸͺΆ πŸ‘€

Take a (respectful) first look at our stunning new #CriticalRole Campaign 4 adventurers before their tale begins at the table this OCTOBER 2ND!

@willingblam.bsky.social is TEOR PRIDESIRE 🦁

[ Art by Loren Hontalinna & Hannah Friederichs 🎨✨]

15.09.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 3581 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 187
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