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I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE SNOW WITH MY FRIENDS!!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!! www.yellow5.com/pokey https://kolektiva.social/@pokeythepenguin https://ko-fi.com/pokeythe

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THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY:  LET'S REMINISCE

HE RESPONDS:  OK

THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!!

WHAT AN ADVENTURE!!  INDEED!!!

WE ARE HAVING FUN.  YES.

POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!!  TRULY

AND THEN POKEY DECLARES:  SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!!

SHE RESPONDS:  HOORAY!!!

THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY: LET'S REMINISCE HE RESPONDS: OK THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!! WHAT AN ADVENTURE!! INDEED!!! WE ARE HAVING FUN. YES. POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!! TRULY AND THEN POKEY DECLARES: SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!! SHE RESPONDS: HOORAY!!!

SHADES OF GRAY yellow5.com/pokey

27.02.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 140 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH MR. GREEN!!!

27.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY:  LET'S REMINISCE

HE RESPONDS:  OK

THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!!

WHAT AN ADVENTURE!!  INDEED!!!

WE ARE HAVING FUN.  YES.

POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!!  TRULY

AND THEN POKEY DECLARES:  SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!!

SHE RESPONDS:  HOORAY!!!

THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY: LET'S REMINISCE HE RESPONDS: OK THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!! WHAT AN ADVENTURE!! INDEED!!! WE ARE HAVING FUN. YES. POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!! TRULY AND THEN POKEY DECLARES: SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!! SHE RESPONDS: HOORAY!!!

SHADES OF GRAY yellow5.com/pokey

27.02.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 140 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

THANK YOU GAB!!!

21.02.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

INDEED!!

21.02.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH MARSHY!!!

21.02.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY AND SAYS:  TODAY IN SCHOOL WE LEARNED ABOUT MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME!!

POKEY TELLS HER:  THERE ARE MORE MEMBERS OF OUR FAMILY, LIKE COUSIN MONEY AND UNCLE SMUT!

SHE ASKS:  CAN WE VISIT UNCLE SMUT?

HE REPLIES:  GRAB SOME BOOKS!  IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE PRISON

SHE SAYS:  OK!!!

THEY HAVE A LONG CAR RIDE.

HOURS LATER, SHE ASKS:  WHY IS UNCLE SMUT IN PRISON?

POKEY EXPLAINS:  HE RAN A CROOKED AUTO DEALERSHIP!!

HE HANDS HER A BROCHURE AND SAYS:  HERE IS AN OLD BROCHURE

SHE READS FROM IT:  "YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH SMUT!"

HE THEN EXPLAINS:  SOME CARS HAD NO MOTORS!  OTHERS HAD NO BRAKES!!

SHE EXCLAIMS:  OH NO!

HE CONTINUES:  HE ALSO SOLD US THAT LADA CONVERTED TO RUN ON WOOD GAS!

SHE DELIGHTS:  I LIKE FEEDING THE GASIFIER!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY AND SAYS: TODAY IN SCHOOL WE LEARNED ABOUT MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME!! POKEY TELLS HER: THERE ARE MORE MEMBERS OF OUR FAMILY, LIKE COUSIN MONEY AND UNCLE SMUT! SHE ASKS: CAN WE VISIT UNCLE SMUT? HE REPLIES: GRAB SOME BOOKS! IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE PRISON SHE SAYS: OK!!! THEY HAVE A LONG CAR RIDE. HOURS LATER, SHE ASKS: WHY IS UNCLE SMUT IN PRISON? POKEY EXPLAINS: HE RAN A CROOKED AUTO DEALERSHIP!! HE HANDS HER A BROCHURE AND SAYS: HERE IS AN OLD BROCHURE SHE READS FROM IT: "YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH SMUT!" HE THEN EXPLAINS: SOME CARS HAD NO MOTORS! OTHERS HAD NO BRAKES!! SHE EXCLAIMS: OH NO! HE CONTINUES: HE ALSO SOLD US THAT LADA CONVERTED TO RUN ON WOOD GAS! SHE DELIGHTS: I LIKE FEEDING THE GASIFIER!

MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME yellow5.com/pokey

20.02.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 94 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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HERE YOU GO!!!!

yellow5.com/pokey/pokeyl...

19.02.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I HAVE REACHED 300% OF MY GOAL!! THANK YOU, YOU MAY STOP NOW!!

18.02.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELP ME REACH MY GOAL!!! IT IS ONE DOLLAR ko-fi.com/pokeythe

18.02.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
POKEY SPEAKS TO THE LITTLE GIRL:  TODAY, I AM TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!!

SHE REPLIES:  HOORAY!!

HE IS WEARING A HAT AND SAYS: TIME TO HANG UP MY HAT!!

POKEY DEFTLY REMOVES THE HAT, REVEALING ANOTHER: AND PUT ON ANOTHER!!

HE LEADS THE SMALL CHILD TO A WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND EXPLAINS: WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THIS WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE ACROSS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO

HE THEN SAYS: AND HERE IS MY NEW RESTAURANT!

SHE ASKS:  WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAT????

HE STATES:  VOLCANO!!

NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT, HE SAYS:  LET'S READ A REVIEW!

AND CONTINUES:  "POKEY'S PRODUCINGS IS WHERE GREAT TASTE GOES TO DIE! IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF POKEY DID NOT BIRBE ME!!  FIVE STARS!!!!"

HE EXCLAIMS:  IT WORKED!!

THE SMALL CHILD REPLIES:  POKEY LET'S DO MORE BRIBES!!

HE ASSENTS:  YES

POKEY SPEAKS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: TODAY, I AM TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!! SHE REPLIES: HOORAY!! HE IS WEARING A HAT AND SAYS: TIME TO HANG UP MY HAT!! POKEY DEFTLY REMOVES THE HAT, REVEALING ANOTHER: AND PUT ON ANOTHER!! HE LEADS THE SMALL CHILD TO A WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND EXPLAINS: WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THIS WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE ACROSS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO HE THEN SAYS: AND HERE IS MY NEW RESTAURANT! SHE ASKS: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAT???? HE STATES: VOLCANO!! NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT, HE SAYS: LET'S READ A REVIEW! AND CONTINUES: "POKEY'S PRODUCINGS IS WHERE GREAT TASTE GOES TO DIE! IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF POKEY DID NOT BIRBE ME!! FIVE STARS!!!!" HE EXCLAIMS: IT WORKED!! THE SMALL CHILD REPLIES: POKEY LET'S DO MORE BRIBES!! HE ASSENTS: YES

POKEY IS TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD yellow5.com/pokey

18.02.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 177 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

HOORAY!!!

17.02.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!!! I SHALL

16.02.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THERE ARE NO BEETS!!!

16.02.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ONE DAY, POKEY ARISES AND ANNOUNCES:  HAVING ARISEN ON THIS MORNING, IT IS TIME FOR BEETS!!

HOLDING AN EMPTY JAR, HE DECRIES:  OH NO! I AM OUT OF BEETS

HE GOES TO A MERCHANT AND ASKS:  MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME BEETS

THE MERCHANT RESPONDS:  BEETS??  NEVER HEARD OF THEM!

POKEY SAYS:  A WORLD WITHOUT BEETS??  I AM IN HELL

HE SPEAKS TO THE WARDEN:  MAY I GO BACK??  FOR BEETS

WHO REPLIES:  NO, YOU ARE IN HELL!!  FOREVER!

THE MAN OFFERS HIM A DRAM:  WHISKEY??

POKEY REPLIES:  THANK YOU!  A SPIRITOUS BEVERAGE IS ALWAYS NICE TO WASH DOWN MY--

AND CONTINUES:  OH NO!

THE MAN DELIGHTS:  TEE HEE!!

ONE DAY, POKEY ARISES AND ANNOUNCES: HAVING ARISEN ON THIS MORNING, IT IS TIME FOR BEETS!! HOLDING AN EMPTY JAR, HE DECRIES: OH NO! I AM OUT OF BEETS HE GOES TO A MERCHANT AND ASKS: MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME BEETS THE MERCHANT RESPONDS: BEETS?? NEVER HEARD OF THEM! POKEY SAYS: A WORLD WITHOUT BEETS?? I AM IN HELL HE SPEAKS TO THE WARDEN: MAY I GO BACK?? FOR BEETS WHO REPLIES: NO, YOU ARE IN HELL!! FOREVER! THE MAN OFFERS HIM A DRAM: WHISKEY?? POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU! A SPIRITOUS BEVERAGE IS ALWAYS NICE TO WASH DOWN MY-- AND CONTINUES: OH NO! THE MAN DELIGHTS: TEE HEE!!

POKEY IS IN HELL yellow5.com/pokey

16.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 110 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!!

POKEY STATES:  LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN

THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS:  NO IT ISN'T!!

POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!! POKEY STATES: LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: NO IT ISN'T!!

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

13.02.2026 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

MY NICE FRIEND JON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

11.02.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE CAN USE THIS EVERY DAY!!!

08.02.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!!  HE SAYS:  HELLO

POKEY REPLIES:  I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!  WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES:  HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH

AND CONTINUES:  I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING

POKEY RESPONDS:  I SEE

THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS:  POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN???

POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE:  I HAVE ENCASED HIM

THEN HE CONTINUES:  COME, SMALL CHILD

SHE ASKS:  WHERE ARE WE GOING???

THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN

THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS:  THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!!

POKEY ASKS:  DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS???

SHE SAYS:  I DID

HE REPLIES:  YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER

SHE THEN ASKS:  WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN???

HE TELLS HER:  DO NOT WORRY!!  HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW

THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES:  THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!!

POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!!  THE LESSON IS:  WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!!

SHE SAYS:  OK!!!

A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN??? POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING??? THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!! POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS??? SHE SAYS: I DID HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN??? HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!! POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!! SHE SAYS: OK!!!

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

08.02.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

OH NO!!! AN ITALIAN CHAT BOX!!

08.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU MAY ALSO ENJOY MY ART WHICH IS STIRRING AND LOVELY!!!

06.02.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH NO!!!

06.02.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT'S TRUE!!!!

06.02.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT IS VERY VERSATILE!!!

04.02.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!

04.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH NO!!!

04.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU ARE WELCOME!!

04.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DELICIOUS!!!

04.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE ALREADY HAS!!!

04.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WILL USE THE SELF DESTRUCTION TO MAKE MY POPCORN!!!

04.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0