SAW THE BRIDE, IT FUCKIN RIPS
ALSO TOLD MY WIFE THAT THE MONSTER WAS PLAYED BY BATMAN
AND WAS REMINDED TO NEVER MENTION BATMAN AGAIN
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SAW THE BRIDE, IT FUCKIN RIPS
ALSO TOLD MY WIFE THAT THE MONSTER WAS PLAYED BY BATMAN
AND WAS REMINDED TO NEVER MENTION BATMAN AGAIN
CRICKET FOREVER
WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED “NO WARS,” GOV. FOLKSY DONUT FARMER
YOU WOULDA BEEN A GREAT VP BUT THAT SHIP HAS LEFT THE RAILROAD AIRPORT
WAIT IS THAT KENNY POWERS ON THE BENCH
"Brown Sweatshirt" Lake Zurich high school hero in illustration about to punch "Danny Spud"
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THEY WERE ALL HEY GET YOUNG BILL PULLMAN, WE’LL JUST DROP DEMOCRAT SONNY CROCKET INTO ACTUAL HAITI UNDER BABY DOC
DROP OUT OF LIFE W BONG IN HAND
HAVE IT YR WAY TEAM
ZAKES MOKAE MOTHEREFFIN LEGEND
NO DUDE DO NOT DRINK THAT
WATCHING SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, LISTENING TO DOPESMOKER AND JUST REALIZED I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS RIFF
an idiot is fishing by asking people to pick them up at “Chicago airport” and another person is suggesting that whoever falls for it will get their kidneys stolen
CHICAGO AIRPORT LOL
Family includes everyone! ❤️
SOMEDAY @jd-vance-1.bsky.social AND KRISTY GNOME AND STEPHAN MILLER WILL BE MARCHED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN CUFFS AND WE WILL ALL CELEBRATE
picture of jd vance looking like a stupid baby
LOL WHAT A FUCKIN’ BABY
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social IS A TINY BABY IN A LITTLE BABY SUIT AND HE IS UNIVERSALLY LAUGHED AT
screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K
good time to bring back this all timer:
“THE ORANGE ONE THAT WAS FRIENDS WITH CLINT EASTWOOD”
That’s YOU, you pants-shitting baboon.
WHY DID GREG PROOPS THROW A BRICK AT BERNIE AND TURN OFF THE COMMENTS
(sorry the singer had strong Diamanda Galas vibes, it was fun to believe for a minute)
WAIT ITS DIAMANDA GALAS SINGING THE ITALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM THIS IS FUCKKNG RAD
LOL WE THOUGHT @jd-vance-1.bsky.social WAS TRUMP’S MOST IDIOTIC CHILD BUT HERE’S SNIFFLES JR. CUTTING TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AGAIN
It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet.
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
WE ARE CHANGING OUR NAME:
SCOWLING VOID OF PURE NOTHINGNESS
😂😂😂
OH MY… WISCONSIN? INDIANA?
WHO’S FIRST FOR THE WOODCHIPPER???
Lingua Ignota
Inter Arma
Miles Davis
Corrosion Of Conformity (1985)
Sun Ra
your honor this is boring
Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.
