Troublemaker is my middle name.
01.02.2026 20:34
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Troublemaker is my middle name.
Literally a faulty tool that chats to you with a constantly increasing chance of suggesting to trepan yourself, your boss might insist you use it anyway, times are wild
I genuinely think the best approach for everyday AI is to stay away from it as long as you possibly can, don't talk to it, don't look at it, if ever there was a thing that was just cursed it's that. If you need it, good luck I guess but it's not your friend
It’s all so so so stupid
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
Breaking News: President Trump said that the U.S. captured Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader, and that he is being flown out of the country. Follow live updates.
Since this is Bluesky everyone is celebrating the birth of a clone of Jesus. (Jesus is now a monster named X)
Call it the Great Psychedelic Reset
“Turn off, turn on, drop out”
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young
son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's
very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
Chance would be a fine thing
I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
Here’s a video of Charlie Kirk saying gun deaths are simply the price of the second amendment and that he fully supports those deaths if it means people get to keep their guns. youtube.com/shorts/BSMHT...
I’m worried things can’t get stupider
sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
May every single human being on this planet be safe.
May every single person be protected from harm.
May we bring into being a time in which we are all free from those who do evil— together, speedily and in our days.
Communications lost with Gaza-bound aid ship Madleen after Israeli navy tells it to change course – live
What will folks on here talk about when Twitter finally collapses
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
Well, this is the most fucked up thing I've seen in... a few hours... This just came into my work email.
And the part about efforts to "disguise these programs by using coded or imprecise language" and how to report that should give everyone serious pause.
I am speechless.
What is socialism, if not the state owning the memes of production
ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
Inside of you are To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
“Going to the office is parallel play for Boomers”
I’d like to assure anyone from the FBI/CIA/NSA/GCHQ reading this thread that I do not have a plan
Winner gets the guillotine. Loser also gets the guillotine
well that turned out to be a bit of an understatement
My favourite quote of his was always “I’ll put Olive Oyle on my penis and fuck a dog raw”
