Today is International Day of the Woman, or “Woman’s Day” in common parlance (not to be confused with the grocery store magazine Woman’s Day) and so I honour the greatest woman of all time by presenting the greatest tweet of all time by the greatest microblogger of all time, the inimitable Samantha🩵
I think if we just cull a few million dorks (humanely ofc, I’m not an animal) I think the market for these retro dork fest crossovers in MTG will dry up.
Speaking as the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be the most drop dead handsome and ridiculously JACKED hunk of masculine beef (beef fed beef) to ever have VIP privileges at Golden Eggs at Dixie Plaza, I must say I have ZERO interest in MTG TMNT.
Must be nice to have the privilege of caring about an eclipse. I miss getting excited about trivial things, back when 100% of my mental and physical energy wasn't spent on trying to survive every day. This isn't meant as a slight. I'm honestly happy for you.
The perfect Bluesky post was actually made in 2024 on Twitter
Wow these are amazing…
Yo Hillary looks good…
That reminds me it’s international women’s day on March 8th…
8.99 at no frills… Hell yes
This.
This is the way…
Tooooo many sets!
Has getting sued taught you nothing?
View from the VIP booth at Golden Eggs in Brampton (jealous?)…
I love this but MTG is already printing too many cards, they don’t need more ideas.
Obama card Creature - Legendary Human Leader Creatures you control have Vigilance. At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, untap all creatures you control. "Because nothing worthwhile in this country has ever happened unless somebody, somewhere stood up when it was hard; stood up when they were told - no you can't, and said yes we can. 2/5
Yes.
Living well is nice…
However
Being as ridiculously handsome as I am truly is the best revenge.
Something I love about my brunette is that after we have coitus (she finishes BIG obv), as we are spooning afterwards, I can feel her falling asleep because she has a signature burst of twitches throughout her body as it happens (aftershocks of getting put through the mattress).
#brunettemafia
Dear MTG Arena dot com…
As Solieri said to Mozart in Amadeus… “too many notes”…
TOO MANY SETS!
I’m tired, big dawg.
Speaking as the most virile slice of manliness to ever walk the streets of Queen and Kennedy, who just happens to have VIP privileges at Golden Eggs in Dixie Plaza, who also just happens to be the “Capo of Castlemore”, I must say that MTG Arena needs to stop putting out new sets every 5 mins.
Take a pill that will make you skinny but you get chronic diarrhea.
Um no.
If they had a pill that made your penis 568474579 inches long (with girth) and the side effect was nonstop diarrhea I dont think I would take that either.
As my legión of fans already knows, I like to keep it a “buck” (that means a dollar in urban parlance (( overall it means 💯 like 100% ((( like I am 100% honest)))))).
When people post post-ozempic pics all I can think of is how chronic diarrhea is a side effect.
All I see is 10x a day on the toilet.
If she listens to the Weeknd, she is NOT a brunette…
#brunettemafia
A brunette does not have more than two credit cards.
#brunettemafia
A brunette has her own opinions and they may not match yours, but she will always choose to follow your lead.
#brunettemafia
Brunettes fear god, even if they aren’t religious.
#brunettemafia
A brunette really wants to talk to you and feels hurt if you don’t answer.
A brunette would never NOT text back.
#brunettemafia
A brunette has no idea what “duty sex” even is.., She genuinely loves you and wants to be close to you.
#brunettemafia
The occasional Blonde is ok, but you know I’m a brunette guy.
#brunettemafia
Yeah the Chinese Russians and Iranians were in Venezuela merely because they wanted the recipie for arepas and not because the wanted oil.
Grow up lefties.
It’s time to put in your big boy pants.
Arepas are very tasty tho… my mom makes some MEAN arepas let me tell you…
No. It wasn’t about the drugs… that was just the the public story, the cover…
No. It’s not about the oil… that is just a beneficial side effect for the US.
It was about Venezuela bringing in help from Iran, China and Russia, and establishing a potential military front in South America.
My parents came to Canada from South America in the 70s. I grew up in a Spanish church with every kind of Latino.
Believe me… Regular everyday Latinos are happy today
Another thing… a large US military presence along both coasts of South America is the only thing that can keep the cartels in check
Just now, I was tying up my recycling bag. I forgot that I had disposed of the boxes that had that “box smell” that is the exact olfactory equivalent of unwashed-ass. So as I tied the recycling bag, some bag air got pushed up, and I caught that familiar smell… The smell of unwashed ass 🤮🤮🤮🤮
