Kelly_Instalove

Blue t-shirt with the message "I didn't vote for him in dozens of languages."

One of my many Raygun shirts:

Bugs Bunny at the Symphony

Intermission and I've had a big stupid smile on my face the entire time

OLYMPICS WITHDRAWAL.

I need to watch Hurricane Heist again! I also love San Andreas, mostly because it's fun to listen to my geologist partner rant about the ridiculous science.

Bleh, this is pretentious and boring.

❤️🇨🇦

Jaysus. I need a beer and a cigarette.

GODDAMMIT HOCKEY PEOPLE YOU'RE KILLING ME

Tri-color American bulldog with chewed-up remnants of a wooden clothespin

Guilty or Not Guilty?

I need a beer, and I don't drink. Jaysus.

SHUT UP AND PASS THE KLEENEX *sob*

These hockey people are going to kill me.

I didn't think they would ever do it. It's about goddamn time.

Little Dude next door is doing bobsled runs on the sidewalk with his little red wagon and I think I might die of the cuteness.

How can I not root for a skater named Minerva???

Them: "What event is this?"
Me: "Doesn't matter. Don't care."
Them: "What are you crying over this time?"
Me: "DON'T JUDGE ME. THIS IS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE. HER RESCUE DOGS ARE WATCHING FROM HOME."

I think northern Italy must have shift off the Earth's axis by a degree or two because everyone keeps falling or wiping out.

There's not nearly enough time between races in speed skating sprints. I need more time to recover from my tension in the last 3 seconds.

Yes. This. *whew*

WOOHOO! I scared the dog when I clapped.

Snoopy with Valentine heart stuck on his nose and Woodstock laughing

Tri-color American bulldog enjoying doggie daycare.

HERE, YOU NEED A PUPPY.

I'M SO NERVOUS OMG

OK, that was excellent. Even though he's French.

Extra claps for anyone skating to Ravel's Bolero.

OK, this boy needs a mom-hug.

Ope, dammit, had to take off my glasses on that one :-(

I'm supposed to be working, but I need my hands to clap for all the baby skater boys every time they land a jump.

I just learned that Adam Rippon uses dog poop bags on his feet to prevent blisters.