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@carlyhiebner

Aspiring Author. Mom of 3. Doctor of Physical Therapy. Occasional Wedding Singer.

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I’ve never had sourdough cookies! My coworkers are obsessed with everything sourdough right now. Someone brought sourdough pretzel bites in last week!

You won’t like mine if you don’t like super super soft cookies. Like barely baked… ooey goooey goodness

06.03.2026 22:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I mean, if food is on the line… 😂😂

06.03.2026 21:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do, surprisingly (after all of my tales of baking misfortunes) make excellent chocolate chip cookies! 😁

06.03.2026 21:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pineapples, Writotron! That’s cold…

06.03.2026 21:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breakfast for dinner is an excellent choice!

A second breakfast for dinner would be even better! 😆

06.03.2026 20:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, not the mincer! Good gads!

06.03.2026 20:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What the French toast! I love a perfectly toasted marshmallow.

06.03.2026 20:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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😂 @jimthevampire.bsky.social calling to us both—

06.03.2026 20:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Snickerdoodles! What in the fudge nuggets?!

06.03.2026 19:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So true! 😁

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just trying it out… 😂

Iced buns, I’m dying! 😂🤣😂

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Buttered biscuits! Sorry!

I’m always open for suggestions 😂

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣😂🤣 You had me blushing…

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 17:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shhh… or completely destroy them 😂🤣

Oo like a Pinterest fail! Next time I venture to bake something, I’ll make sure to document it!

06.03.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😅 We do what we can…

06.03.2026 17:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You just have to start it with “Pickled…” and that really puts a sour tint on it! 😂

Add a face of constipation, and you’ve got a real zinger on your hands!

06.03.2026 17:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh, yes. Had the same experience with scones, which I have an unhealthy obsession with! 😅😂

It was supposed to be a monthly thing but after trying to “massage” in frozen butter sticks…

I’ve learned a few things over the years!

06.03.2026 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Completely agree! 🥰🔥

06.03.2026 15:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂 Always good to have an experienced hand!

Mine said, “You could make this once a month!” *hours later* Me scrubbing the oven: “Or never again!” 😆

06.03.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good luck with the pie! I made a lattice crust homemade apple pie 14 years ago. Never made a pie again. 😂😅

Yours will be fantastic! *don’t forget a drip pan* 😬

06.03.2026 14:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂 Actually, I thought I looked really stern yesterday and a coworker asked if I was constipated. Scum bucket. I’m working on my mad face.

Must be the inflection…

Swearerise is a wonderful word. 😁

06.03.2026 14:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love earned happy endings! 🥰😅

06.03.2026 14:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All good options. (May have had to look a few of those up) Guess we’ll find out! 😆

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I come to the dark side, both feet in, I’m afraid what other monstrosities will come out!

Eek. 😬

06.03.2026 13:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

👀👀 Guest…

Also, poor Damien. 😢

06.03.2026 13:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re lucky I didn’t break out the kumquats! 😂

06.03.2026 13:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh! Yikes! 😬 I’m sure the imagery came to you immediately! 😁

06.03.2026 03:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! 🥹

I’ll probably give in and wish everyone a long and happy life 🤣😂

06.03.2026 01:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Toren?

BEN?! Noooooooo

06.03.2026 00:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0