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@juljohnston

Aka r/julbug76, nicetryfed Tumblr/Discord. She/her. Monkeyvellian genius. The rare Gen-Xer who is glad she never has to drink out of a hose again because that wasn't that great tbh.

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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 32536 πŸ” 5848 πŸ’¬ 363 πŸ“Œ 138

Ah yes, the age old argument against sex ed.
"Thats the parents' job!"
"Ok so are you going to explain periods and condoms?"
"NO, FUCK YOU!"

08.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't watched this movie since the 90s because of how much it scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

08.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Circle K down the street was less than $3.50 last week, it's $4.15 today.

07.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst thing about having imposter syndrome (i think) is when you tell yourself your struggles are imposter syndrome, but your brain is like "nah bitch, thats for people are dont know their worth. You have no worth."
Then youre paralyzed, wondering if thats the IS talking or reality.

05.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously! He understands how bribery works better than anyone.
I mean, I would still wake up every morning checking my phone for The News, but I'll take Healthcare for all of he gave it.

04.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TLG made me cry so hard.

04.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And her saying "we don't have the legal right to look into their subcontractors." Yes they do, but if they didn't, when has being illegal stopped them from doing anything?

03.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what bugs me about people screaming "Americans need to stand up and fight! You're letting them get away with it!"
Know why?
They'll shoot people in the face for the crime of driving away.
What do you think they'll do after I throw the first Molotov?
Men with guns and impunity are scary.

02.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did they have to ruin this boy's monologue?

01.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This aged well. Note the author.

28.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 16075 πŸ” 6221 πŸ’¬ 547 πŸ“Œ 358

CONGRESS declares war.

NOT President tRumpstein.

28.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 15456 πŸ” 3352 πŸ’¬ 654 πŸ“Œ 102

A big part of me is realistic enough to know my mom isn't so technically inept to not figure out how to reinstall apps.
The other part of me can dream, and chooses to do so, because I really like loving my mother.

27.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The last time my mom visited, I deleted the Fox News and Epoch Times apps from her phone.

27.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37029 πŸ” 11958 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 799
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Ive tagged a few of mine like this

26.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Leonard Cohen - Going Home (Official Audio)
Leonard Cohen - Going Home (Official Audio) YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO

Leonard Cohen died on November 7, 2016, and we haven't known a goddamn minute of peace since.

youtu.be/2cf69-QLEMM?...

23.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're American. We can get political and angry.

18.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And I just want to tell them all- first of all, CS isn't going to fuck you anyway.
Secondly, if I was 26 and 40 yo FA even breathed in my direction I would have embarrassed myself. Have you seen that man I mean my God.

18.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, there are people on this planet who are convinced that a) FA & CS are dating and 2)FA is obvs grooming CS because he is just a tiny baby at 26 & FA is a gross pdf because he's the decrepit age of 40.

You know how some people are w DT/GT or MS/AL with the age differences? That, but make it πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

18.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There are people on Xitter saying that theyll boycott S2 if Francois Arnaud is cast because they don't like him because he's grooming Connor, and like... I dont even know where to start with that?
Classic case of "inventing a scenario and getting mad at it"
Its so gross on so many levels

17.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They open in Mayfair- must be awful if a demon lived there.
They picked the chef based solely on looks. Surely no one would eat at a place led by a green-haired demon with tattoos & piercings.
Burnt eggplant, snails, blood sausage, devils food cake, pickles everywhere.
Michelin star by Year 2.

16.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment.

It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

14.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1172 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 17
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In celebration of the announcement made today, I've posted Ch 3 two days early.πŸ₯°

archiveofourown.org/works/787494...

#goodomens #goodomens3 #may13

14.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28 Days of Shipping
feb 09: blackbonnet #ofmd

10.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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28 Days of Shipping
feb 13: aziraphale/crowley #goodomens #ineffablehusbands

14.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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