If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.
I especially love the toe jam. 👀
Frankly, fuck everybody who voted for this. But especially those who voted for this KNOWING it was against the best interests of their own families and neighbors.
That’s fucking rich. “Improper motives.” BAAAHAHAHAHA!
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
Now, where are the active duty generals upholding their oaths?
In October, we swore that we wouldn’t adopt any more cats after we had to help Snoopdog over the rainbow bridge. We are too old. It’s too hard and sad. The vet said we might be ready someday, buy we swore an oath. A solemn, no shit oath. Sigh. Meet Luna and Paris, our new lovebugs.
Scrub my eyes!!!!
After Renee Good, hemorrhaging blood, crashed her car, a man from the neighborhood approached and said, "Let me take vitals and help. I'm a physician."
According to a witness, ICE responded, "We don't care. Stay back." And they blocked him.
These people are stone-cold monsters.
Mark Kelly is a patriot.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
Well, you know he's in one of two places. Come and get him, dammit!
I promise you, there is light at the end of the tunnel. just as with his failed domestic policies, none of Donny’s gunboat adventurism is popular. is bombing Venezuela going to lower the cost of groceries? fuck no, it isn’t. is invading Cuba going to make healthcare magically affordable? of course not. none of those problems are going away. they’re only going to get worse. this is going to be a political disaster for Donny — and for Republicans.
AS USUAL, "DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK" IS DOING NOTHING TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS — AND HIS STUPID FOREIGN ESCAPADES ARE GOING TO BLOW UP IN HIS BIG DUMB PUMPKIN FACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST IN WHICH I CUSS LIKE TWO SAILORS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3YUWdI2
Well 2026 is off to an actual what the fuck start.
Pam "The Ghoul" Bondage......
"which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence" wasn't this you, comey (lower case intentional), with the email lady? GFY.
I defy anyone on the planet to find one competent person in drumpf's entire administration. Just one. I'll wait.
Except women. He doesn’t want women to have physical autonomy. He is not a hero. He is not an ally. He is just another guy who covers for pedophiles.
We're reaching the "they're eating their own" portion of the program... and I'm here for it!!
If you had to deliver toys to a billion ungrateful little wretches in 24 hours, you’d be cranky, too! 🤣
Quit being a weenie. Get back to me when it’s on a loop from now until Christmas!
They’re never sorry. They’re just sorry they got caught.
Exactly.
I asked myself that a gazilliontymillion times about cheney AND drumpf. One down...
Thank you for my first laugh out loud moment of the day so far! I didn't wreck my keyboard, but the coffee was on its way to my lips! Phew!!
typo. I added a comment. 🤷🏼♀️
DOH! Golf.
