HOW DO I APPLY
HOW DO I APPLY
you hold on to that husband you have no idea what it’s like for the rest of us now
you
i hadnt thought about that………
HELP ME
one of the local “⬇️puff⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️” tragics is trying to manipulate me
do i just go all in on meth?
fat dicked and forty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the short king privilege
tell me about your arm workouts
we need a royal commission into what happened to grindr
Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim!
is there a 701 page one you can recommend?!
i am… deeply ashamed at my failure, thank you
there are saddam husseins everywhere for those with the eyes to see
it was the 90s it was healthy and normal
i want to be loved* so badly
* able to split my electricity bill with somebody else
another successful day of closing the self
i’d be slamming that button so hard
you should be allowed to go 135kmh on the hume when you’re playing delta goodrem’s i’m not giving up
i’m financially lonely
a yakult bottle of frozen berries, for 50c
guys guys what was sbs meant to do? delta goodrem is only one of two australian musicians who don’t give a shit about dead kids and we sure as shit weren’t going to send marcia hines
frozen berries should be sold in 2, 5, 10, and 20kg sacks
MAGNIFICENT
i need good poos AND demonic voices!!!!
but why! why! why! at least with things you pay for you can understand them trying to get you to pay your way back to quality but autocorrect is autocorrect no matter the model of phone!!!!!!!
i don’t have time — it used to work, it used to work fast, why not go back to the old calculations so it works?
autocorrect for “potato” and “salmon”
remembering the time i ran out of tonkatsu sauce and youtube told me to “easily make your own” with worcestershire sauce, ketchup, and sugar
thank you