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My besties sending lovely photos from their trips all over Europe in the WhatsApp group. And here’s me in super sunny London.

But no one likes us!

I need a coffee injected into my veins. Preferable a skinny cap or flat white, or a macchiato

My friends and I are looking for a holiday in Mykonos. Any recommendations for a good area?

I think it’s already baked

No. Next question.

Hotel gyms are always unimpressive but at least it keeps you going. Having to deal with bloody buses in london isn’t it though

Didn’t make it to the gym because of issues with the bus. So we’ll try again in the afternoon.

You live in Scotland?

😒 well that’s no good then

lol rude but also 🫂

I know. People look so much better in real life too.

Always nice when you coincidentally see the Bsky and Insta gays in real life somewhere.

I’m a bit warm today.

You two. Why am I not surprised

I still give people my two cents as a response to their Insta story even if they don’t allow spect messaging. Someone somewhere in the universe will appreciate it.

They’re keeping it for the next article when it’s another slow day of world destruction.

I think they should call it dangerous and an end to world order. Just to really balance it out.

Gotta have a balanced and impartial view on things

🙏

Because it is already Wednesday!

Get a divorce

Weather looks decent enough this weekend. I think it’s time for the first hike of the year 🥾

The fat months are over!!!

I’d rather it was a metaphor. Also, 🫂

Seeing two pigeons pecking another to death while I was waiting for the bus, wasn’t what I had on my list for this morning.

I just ate a double portion of my pasta dish. I guess I’ll have to make something else for lunch tomorrow. Also, I feel physically sick.

Waiting for the second day in a row for a delivery to show up. And all I want is take the dog out and go to the gym.

I want this

Where can I sign up?

We’ve truly entered the era when FPTP is no longer suitable …