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@christhewriter

Sportswriter (@hbcusports.bsky.social). Music podcaster (@onthegrooveline.bsky.social). Random thought artist.

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I can still hear "Vandersloot...NO!" in my head and I laugh every time I do.

08.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was hella quiet when the Sky walked down the Mercury in the '21 Finals and was crestfallen when the Aces won that Game 4 in Barclays lol

08.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's ass, but the best part is when she sits in silence like a petulant child when something doesn't go anything UConn-adjacent's way.

08.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mark Price was a bad man.

Also, those orange Cavs jerseys are underrated.

07.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They both died during my sophomore year of high school.

07.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a treadmill with time, distance, and calories burned.

A picture of a treadmill with time, distance, and calories burned.

A screenshot of Spotify streaming "Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust.

A screenshot of Spotify streaming "Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust.

A quick walk with good music before work.

07.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That franchise's history in a nutshell. Lazy and incompetent lol

07.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last good dream I had, I need that on repeat.

07.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's possible.

07.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Body Heat

07.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Long live The Hot Ones.

06.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arike knocked a dude out in the club.

Willing to bet he was asking for it.

Free my dawg, she didn't do nothin'.

06.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A picture of a treadmill with time, distance, and calories burned.

A picture of a treadmill with time, distance, and calories burned.

A screenshot of Spotify streaming "So Fine" by Howard Johnson.

A screenshot of Spotify streaming "So Fine" by Howard Johnson.

Wrapped up a Fine week of 5Ks this morning.

06.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Herb Alpert - Making Love In The Rain 12" Mix (feat. Lisa Keith w/ Janet Jackson) [Lyrics]
Herb Alpert - Making Love In The Rain 12" Mix (feat. Lisa Keith w/ Janet Jackson) [Lyrics] YouTube video by Calvin's World Of Music

The rain has begun.

Time for my favorite rain song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEzP...

06.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donna Summer was absolutely a baddie.

06.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel attacked.

06.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well it was one of those days, not much to do, I was chillin downtown with my Ol School crew....

06.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Athletes have been athletic for a long time.

05.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm with you when you're right lol

05.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And also, fuck Ralph Nader for killing the Chevrolet Corvair.

05.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even at 19, I just had a feeling bad shit would happen with Bush Jr. in office.

*Spongebob narrator voice* 9 months later...

05.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First general election I voted in. All facts here. Nader Jill Stein'd up the whole process, that's how we got Bush Jr. for 8 years.

05.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Told y'all. Mullin is worse than Noem.

05.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

But one wonders who or what the next monster is that Big Diaper will bring in.

05.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

X_______X

05.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Howard athletics program announces new national anthem policy Howard University has created a new policy for athletic programs surrounding the national anthem.

Not a fan of this, honestly.

Why are you, as an HBCU, preemptively, capitulating to a dude whose body and policies are being held together by duck tape and Elmer's glue?

hbcusports.com/2026/03/05/h...

05.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

3.14 in my neck of the woods. Good times.

05.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celebrating the single release date anniversary of one of my favorite Sade songs:

05.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Condom talk?

Skyn.

You're welcome.

05.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ghost Gang taking it home

05.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0