Liam Mulvey

They've also got an £80k fine and a sternly worded letter, I assume.

So, I have read the lot. I started with colour of magic and read them in order. I agree it's not necessarily reflective of the quality of the later books, but if you're enjoying it, the release order is very satisfying. It builds nicely and the cameos make more sense.

We all know that Raya is the only player ever to have called a trainer on for a slight knock.

No. Yours just bite and racial abuse people.

I assume you were similarly scathing last year when your tactics were solely "give it to mo salah"?

"Mikel, why do you hate puppies?"

This would be awful. Great way to drive people away from the platform.

Watching David Attenborough’s pre historic planet and Fabian Hurzeler makes an appearance

Gets booked instantly for something usually ignored against us.

Ref giving Chelsea "man city time"

Marc Cucurella should be booked for immediately running over to the referee and appealing for a red card, by the way.

Correct decision or not, there is no place for someone, particularly a non-captain, to be begging the referee like that.

Yeah strange how they can make the first decision in seconds but in the league it's 5 minutes and then waved away.

It's weird how they can do it in seconds in this instance but in the Premier league it would take 5 minutes and then be waved away.

Maybe not. Definitely didn't help! 😂

He played well against inter and got 2x4th goals in a 4-1 and a 4-0. Apart from that, he's been a little ineffective. He looked lively on his return but has drifted lately and I too would be expecting others to be preferred to him

"Arsenal stars ruin fan's pristine shirt"

That's all fair. But I do think it can have the opposite effect. If you give a lacklustre performance and clearly can't be arsed, that potentially damages your managers trust.

And after today...

Yeah martinelli was dreadful but at least he worked hard. Jesus clearly couldn't be bothered to be there.

If Kai stays fit, jesus shouldn't even be on the bench after today's performance.

Jesus doing his best never to play for arsenal again.

That's awful from Evans. Not getting the ball and just kicked through him. Still no yellow.

He's shown he can't be trusted to do even the absolute basics.

The two gabi's have been dreadful today. Absolutely dreadful.

Mosquera needs to stop diving in.

A dissenting flick of his hair.

Add the eze one as well.

How have we got twice the bookings?

What? How the fuck are you booking eze for that? This ref is a twat.

I mean, it is when the pitch is a swamp and the ref isn't booking bad fouls.

They grabbed his shirt, dragged him towards the ball and then kicked it off him. Got booked for delaying the restart. 🤦