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Took a dna test Turns out I’m a hundred percent RaaatBird

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Saving this for use next time I give myself another Dumbest Injury Imaginable

07.03.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LEAVE HER ALONE

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Narrator: that’s exactly what he’s saying

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

adding it to The List of things to fix in Woke 2

07.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds about white

07.03.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

adding it to The List of things to fix in Woke 2

07.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Exceptional

-former law clerk

05.03.2026 14:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Streisand effect incoming in 3… 2… 1…

04.03.2026 05:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These stupid book of revelations ass events

03.03.2026 04:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw it reposted solo with no context and, same

01.03.2026 18:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They will vote yes to get him out of the senate

28.02.2026 02:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She died doing what she loved 🥺

28.02.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Close, @gallego.senate.gov, but what the people actually want is to *abolish* ICE. You can’t reform an org rotten to its core

28.02.2026 01:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was all downhill from there. A few short years later bada bing bada boom now I’m a communist. 3/3

27.02.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One day listening to criticisms of some banal thing Obama did and I had a snap realization—I could predict exactly what they would have said if Obama had done the exact opposite thing. ✨Wait a sec, maybe their criticisms aren’t actually being made in good faith?!✨ 2/3

27.02.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True story: Talk radio accidentally radicalized me to the left. I used to listen with my dad all through the 90s/2000s. I proudly made it through college without getting indoctrinated by the godless LiBeRaLs. 1/3

27.02.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everything reminds me of him

26.02.2026 03:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KWEEN

26.02.2026 03:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d do anything to get these into our airports

26.02.2026 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They said mediocre. Nutty bars are S tier

22.02.2026 05:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

22.02.2026 05:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly. STFU and enjoy the chance to let Elon find out what his peers really think of him

21.02.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh HELL YES. This is way overdue. Lets gooooo

20.02.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correct! Go after them to fix democracy, because they exist like blackholes that warp the fabric of society. Money is power and they simply have too much of it.

19.02.2026 13:43 👍 258 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 2

I still need to find a French lawyer to explain to me how much of the judicial system in Anatomy of a Murder was real vs dramatized

15.02.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, Mitt Romney and blogging. And the Book of Mormon Musical was coming around

15.02.2026 14:33 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎶 Skies are blue
Trees are green
Water sparkling
Air is clean
Prettiest place you ever seen, ehhhh?
THAT’S THE PER-ER-FECT PLA-AAACE! 🎶

15.02.2026 14:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2012

15.02.2026 04:16 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The clothes actually do fit. His body just shape that way

07.02.2026 04:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had to scroll too far to find these!

05.02.2026 05:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0