★ Kaffa Crisis ★

When my dogs entertain me like I’m a toddler

spare 3 oomfs?? 3 more to go for my 100th followers!!

I’m a dva one trick guys
I can’t play anyone else but dva
If I get countered on dva, we all die
I’m not switching
I can’t
I’m a one trick tank

i love when my tank goes off to the side in OUTER FUCKING SPACE AWAY FROM THE TEAM AND OBJECTIVE?????????? 😭😭😭

Holy Lucio support
Love Lucio mains

Aka it’s my soft vent. Nothing crazy just complaining

If you want to see my edgy 13 rated vent posts just dm me for the account

I give you one of my reaction photos

and then if you pick them they leave a stupid scar
Like yes now everyone knows you had acne

when I make a little venty account

Nuh uh sharing is caring

I love making stuff

Making you a gun an umbrella
What’s next
A cave full of statues

well I know you don’t know

how the fuck do I build an umbrella

I would get vent vent on here but there’s too many of you and I’m committed to the void site

How do you get your hair like that bro
I’m gonna eat it

I’m stealing

Obviously I am not using my full brain power right now

it’s too early to be thinking so much
Like can my brain be quiet I’m trying to sleep

16-1 KD as Lifeweaver
I know when to go to bed and I’m going to bed on this one
Sweet dreams for me

Irrational fear???

Getting my vent posts posted on a cringe subreddit

It’s the pheromones

you ever just have to urge to punch someone for no reason

I sometimes feel like a 2020 cringe comp