RULES OF SCATMAN
03.03.2026 17:04
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RULES OF SCATMAN
Pivot to clientele of guys that do their grocery shopping in the jerky aisle of Cabela’s went poorly.
I just want to praise Angela Sant’Albano for her voice work as Grace in Resident Evil Requiem.
The sound of her fear sounds very real. She really adds to the tension of the scenes.
Every grown artist draws porn dude. Even the ones on Disney’s payroll. Been like that since the dawn of time.
Had to fire my accountant because he cranked hog once.
I demand the uncensored versions where we actually get to SEE the bicycle he’s riding.
A list of cores on my Analogue Pocket with PocketQuake highlighted
A picture of PocketQuake running, you can see the low-res textures, but it's identifiably Quake!
This was an unexpected but welcome thing to wake up to! Quake running natively on the Analogue Pocket!
Definitely a bit choppy at times and with low-res textures and questionable audio, but it's still super rad.
It also supports the link cable for LAN play!
#retrogaming #quake #fpga
Annexing the West Bank is the Western 'red line' on Israel after it crossed red lines of genocide, forced starvation, war crimes, destruction of infrastructure, massacring children in incubators, gang rape, solo rape, torture, execution of medics, kidnapping, aparth
edition.cnn.com/2026/02/15/m...
i think what a lot of people never seem to realize is that a lot of people's vision of an "epic dream game" isn't actually very deep and comes down to scale and/or having a lot of features, whereas by embracing limitations you can be pushed in a far more radical direction.
Young woman anime style illustration pointing to a board says I finally discovered the three types of male fantasies. the top one says fight in a desperate last stand against All odds. the middle one says slowly bleeding to death in a snow-covered field. the bottom says digging a hole. each text box has an illustration of people fighting or someone dying in the winter but the bottom one for digging a hole shows the meme of the guys from when KFC had soy nuggets and they look really excited and I think they call them soy jacks but they're both looking at the camera with an open mouth like oh man as they point behind them making eye contact with the camera. the woman is in very tight-fitting clothes with large breasts and hair that goes down past the shoulder, but her eyes look alarmingly open and bizarre. she sort of has fangs now that I notice her mouth. don't know what that's about.
the 3 types of commercially viable videogames
I wonder if the leopards ate her glasses along with her face.
What is an "immersive disco-punk space horror"? Well... that's quite hard to put into words, so here's a little montage with a funky groove!
Really love that @gamersheroes.bsky.social points out one of the fun things the unit merging system allows: "Want to merge poison damage with a gunslinger? You got it. Want a rocket launcher that heals units? That’ll do!" It's really the heart of the game, tbh!
www.gamersheroes.com/game-preview...
Min-maxing to 100% proc fart becoming a shart.
The Shotgun (M90 Close Assault Weapon System) as seen in Halo 3. It's known for having Blue iron sights, a 6 round Tube, rather poor range (even by shotgun standards), and a thinner look. Oddly, the M90 loads from the Top.
The Shotgun (E-SG 24) from Selaco. Noteworthy differences include the addition of shell holders on the side, darker colors, a thicker look (likele due to Dawn being shorter than Master Chief), and in gameplay, significantly higher power & Range The E-SG 24 doesn't load from the top. It loads like most pump shotguns, from the bottom.
the Shotgun from Selaco (on the Right) feels kinda like what you'd get if the Halo 3 Shotgun was lifting
Punches like an absolute menace, can easily turn an enemy into pink mist
If it ever releases and is reasonably durable, fucks. I can’t imagine that little arm not getting twisted like a paper clip after being cycled a few thousand times, though.
Indeed, he didn’t look like shit before he made *this* his life. You’re allowed to throw a book with mold on the cover away without checking if there’s mold inside first.
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
you’ll like Randel’s Quest if you like:
- wordle but roguelike
- fighting with your guesses
- making good choices and bad ones too
- slot machines you can hack
- seeing everything in greens, yellows, and greys
remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
Added an aquarium to the abstract museum because why not. Going for the Windows 95 screensaver vibe.
look at how tiny this guy is. don't you think he should have a place to live
The Wikipedia page for Minnesota Nice gets a new image today.
A lot more people should know about the bravery Marimar Martinez displayed in the midst of Chicago’s occupation and the murder of two observers in MSP. They tried to kill her, shooting her 5 times, and it’s a miracle she’s alive to push for transparency like this after being persecuted by the DOJ.
Check for oil leaks while you're under the bus
I need to know who took a job there and is earnestly upset their customer used their product as intended. I have multiple bridges to sell them.
The story of every Mega Man X game is the same: X starts out looking normal, then over the course of 8 levels his armor becomes the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen in your life.
Death Stranding (2019)
