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@heysita

Um, no.

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Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets A ranch milkshake with a bunch of toppings is coming to Great Wolf Lodge.

Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 338
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a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer and holding a ring on her finger . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer and holding a ring on her finger .

*immediately zooms in*

04.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel’s latest firings ousted agents with expertise in Iran The FBI director gutted a specialized, global espionage unit of counterintelligence agents, just days before Operation Epic Fury.

Kash Patel’s latest firings ousted agents with expertise in Iran

www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

03.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 355 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 31
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Justin Timberlake sues to block release of police video from 2024 drunken driving arrest in NewΒ York Justin TimberlakeΒ is suing to block the release of police body camera footage from his drunken driving arrestΒ in New York’s HamptonsΒ in 2024.

Justin TimberlakeΒ is suing to block the release of police body camera footage from his drunken driving arrestΒ in New York’s HamptonsΒ in 2024.

03.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 19

Lord...let me prepare myself to watch two crazy ladies chat 🀭

03.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men looking at each other with a picture of jesus on the wall in the background ALT: two men looking at each other with a picture of jesus on the wall in the background

A child just tried to spit on her mother for not getting her the right kind of smoothie. Yes she was.

Me and the other customer in the spot of a similar hue:

02.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 29

My dad has never been divorced only to die up under a fat mexican prostitute in a 1 bedroom sublet and $1K to his name while telling his β€œfriends” to do the opposite.

I know that much.

Fathers: 1, Kevin Samuels: 0

02.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Correct!

I was raised by a MAN who just happens to be a devoted father and husband. Who still exemplifies the gold standard for his wife and children (even married). On all fronts.

THAT is why I think Kevin Samuels is feminine and a bitch boy.

02.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I don't act up on here, nations would unite just to locate me for an immediate lobotomy.

02.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You tell them if you want it soft or crunchy then you get to drown it w/ powdered sugar shakers yourself.

Next, ya put peaches, strawberries, blueberries or raspberries on them.

Then put them in cute little bags.

I inhaled those things πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ NEED IT

03.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved school lunch in high school.

We had a funnel cake station that I was obsessed with πŸ˜“ also Jamba Juice was running "my" (my parents actually) pockets

02.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

First 20 mins of Up. Easy money

03.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to mute some of the freaky aunties on here. Hold on there Miss Patricia, it’s still daylight out

02.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face . ALT: a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .

Anytime you say Kevin Samuels is something, I’ll remind you…was.

He β€œwas”. πŸͺ¦

02.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Died while under Big Marisol? Well yes!

02.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad has never been divorced only to die up under a fat mexican prostitute in a 1 bedroom sublet and $1K to his name while telling his β€œfriends” to do the opposite.

I know that much.

Fathers: 1, Kevin Samuels: 0

02.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Correct!

I was raised by a MAN who just happens to be a devoted father and husband. Who still exemplifies the gold standard for his wife and children (even married). On all fronts.

THAT is why I think Kevin Samuels is feminine and a bitch boy.

02.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to mute some of the freaky aunties on here. Hold on there Miss Patricia, it’s still daylight out

02.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 16508 πŸ” 5122 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 63
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02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

"Toodae wee wil be habbing a meeting about hoo can keel my huzzban for tree hondred dollar plees"

02.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink dress is crying ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying

Little baby Punch learned how to wave bye. What a sweet baby

02.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting on a couch wearing a wea shirt ALT: a woman sitting on a couch wearing a wea shirt

In this essay, I will elucidate the key moments that prove Flavor of Love was pivotal to TV and reality show culture....

and has unfortunately led to America's current presidential/political issues.

02.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

BREAKING

Staff at the US Embassy in Jordan were evacuated due to a threat.

02.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Look how you ate that. 🀏🏾

02.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Toodae wee wil be habbing a meeting about hoo can keel my huzzban for tree hondred dollar plees"

02.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't be the only one smh

02.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time is a circle.

02.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Evergreen. Don't care about context.

02.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0