dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿

can’t tonight dude im getting flavor blasted

being furloughed from life

Pour me a glass of fuck this shit

just in case

currently fighting ancano at the mage’s college in winterhold & i cannot stress this enough:

fuck this guy

getting glazed in the glades

meet me in delfino plaza for an ass kicking

rubarb macklemore

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social ?

who the fuck is cheekbones

rebarb mac n cheese

me & niece

national take ur niece to the playground even tho it’s kinda rainy day 🌧️

disco balls

Wind advisory is a funny weather warning. Watch out bro there is wind

I look exactly like my profile picture

i will stand for no Britney slander or mockery on my tl

hell yes

forgot that carpal tunnel exists and jumped straight to “i must have arthritis” lmaooo 🔫

i do not adhere to daily savings time. time is an illusion

no offense but i think i love you ?

Aries, peeking around the corner like a Freak

alright

lmao I LOVE YOU 🗣️

be safe

brought to you by luxical gustatory synesthesia

the word ‘operation’ tastes like mac & cheese

you’ve always said this

wanna do gin shots

LMFAO

whats up cheekbones