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@ronsmate

Assistant to Ron. Hungarian rescue dog living his best life in Vienna.

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I thought Johnson was the liar’s liar. But Nige here takes his mantel and adds a big dollop of quisling too.

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is #bins ? Bins for the jilted generation.

09.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Odds on he brings British wind farms within 10 minutes.

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To Del Griffith, of Planes Trains and automobiles: β€˜Unique? What’s that, Latin for asshole?’

09.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really does.

08.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trevi fountains

08.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He shouldn’t survive this.

07.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a bit of #6nations history

07.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brits abroad

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re in Rome for the rugby. I’ve just asked someone if they speak English. But for some reason I asked him in German. Clearly I didn’t eat enough before my first drink.

07.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But who is giving Russia the intelligence?

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rental bikes and e scooters in mud on the banks of the Tiber

Rental bikes and e scooters in mud on the banks of the Tiber

The Tiber. Where E scooters go to die.

06.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s probably shorted a load of stocks and stands to make a ton of money either way.

06.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But it tastes so nice.

06.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Selection of Cadbury’s products.

Selection of Cadbury’s products.

A selection of British delicacies on offer at Vienna airport this morning. €10.49 for 250g of wholenut is too much even for me.

06.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying it 's all the drama ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying it 's all the drama

I’m a Stoke fan but…

05.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. I’m Christy, I’m here to envoy your shield. Let me tell you, when I envoy a shield, it stays envoyed.

05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Spurs should do what Wimbledon does and let other people use seats if you leave early.

05.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really want to go and see Stoke there next season. Absolute Scenes. As they used to say.

05.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute #scenes as they used to say on Twitter.

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dog on sofa staring into the camera. Pot of cheese in foreground.

Dog on sofa staring into the camera. Pot of cheese in foreground.

*I have had a bit of cheese.

*We.

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is some catch from India. #t20worldcup

05.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is! This is his life until mid October now.

05.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dog sunbathing.

Dog sunbathing.

Dog sunbathing in small spot of sun

Dog sunbathing in small spot of sun

Off there’s sun on the terrace, Ron must sit in it. He’s been waiting for weeks for the sun to get high enough.

05.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eli Wallach as Fagan?

05.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

McG’s To Kill a Mockingbird.

05.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The English Football League. Home of the greatest club stadium in the country.

05.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the few good things about Trump is that he’s never tried to magic up an Irish connection out of thin air.

05.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finishing 8th in The Championship is definitely an indicator of how well a team will cope in the Premier League.

05.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finishing 8th in The Championship is definitely an indicator of how well a team will cope in the Premier League.

05.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0