Preeti Chhibber

Strongly recommend calling your US senators today to tell them:

1. Publicly call for Sheehy to be expelled from the Senate for assaulting a protestor.

2. DO NOT vote to confirm Mullin for DHS.

Find your senators at reps.fyi

I stopped paying attention to haters lol

It’s so good! Shaped my sense of humor tbh (and a master class in writing humor with real heart)

The Pitt and Scrubs having the same plot point (with wildly different degrees) of losing their digital systems and having to go analog is wild lol

A screenshot from Scrubs of Freddy Rodriguez as Carla’s brother. He looks confused as Turk (played by Donald Faison) stands behind him gasping in shock

Mention of Carla’s family?? Bring Freddy Rodriguez back!!! (I hope he’s not a weirdo now, if he is, I retract this)

Same!!

Also Vanessa Bayer ilu

Elliott on the tv show Scrubs. She’s a pretty white woman with blond hair and wearing a lab coat. She’s standing a row of sinks in a bathroom and she’s holding her just washed hands up. She’s saying, “I'm telling you, J.D. had them installed to drive me crazy.

Elliott trying to use the automatic paper towel dispenser in the bathroom and saying, “and he knows these dispensers don't work for me”

Carla, a pretty Latina woman with dark curly hair in a pair of scrubs. She’s clearly exasperated and saying, “You need to get a grip.”

Elliott just as exasperated, holding her wet hands up and shooting back, “Well, I can't get a grip! My hands are wet.”

I’m a huge scrubs fan, like top three shows for me easy, and I’ve been enjoying the new season but this joke? I was like we’re back baby lolol

a cartoon character from the movie the incredibles says i don 't think so Alt: Elastigirl in the animated movie The Incredibles saying, "I don't think so"

like girl you don't think they'll be able to drop that shit into grok or whatever and find everything you've ever done and also where you live in service of a corporate social media post

lol there's this corporate brand trend of using employee baby pictures and being like "This is who does [this job]" or whatever on instagram and i was such a debbie downer about it at my day job, like WE ARE NOT DOING THIS BC THEY WILL FEED YOUR BABY PICTURE INTO THE AI MACHINE

I mean its Seth McFarlane so I feel like he was bound to go down this road sooner or later and we should honestly not be surprised by that

i'm sure he'll get replaced with someone worse soon but every time a south asam drops from this admin i feel a little spike of specific happiness

lmao Vinay Prasad resigned? bye bitch

Lolsob—imagine a world where Diane Wynne Jones and Diana Duane were THE Famous Wizard Writers and JKR is crowdfunding for heating oil. Probably that timeline has different presidents and less warcrimes too

Bumping this for the daytime crowd, as I'd like to get a heating-oil order in tomorrow if I can. 🙂

This is wrong and inaccurate. They are Mark Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses.

i don't want to talk to anyone!!! just let me press a button!!!!

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

btw i made this image 2 1/2 years ago when the copyright office was soliciting opinions on ai lol

Couple things here:

1. What the fuck
2. I am allllllmost more offended by the suggestion that I would give this shitbox edit than having my identity stolen
3. The CEO is scheduled to be on Decoder soon and we will see if they back out!

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

A screenshot from MEAN GIRLS showing an open page of the burn book that has been edited to read, "AI is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut!"

they will never make me like you ai

IT'S COOL HOW EVERYTHING SUCKS NOW BC 7 BILLIONAIRES HATE THEMSELVES

"just type in a prompt" what if i could just upload the file and it would understand csv and mapping like they have for years before this what if

just reiterating the same question in different ways and it still was like "Hmmmm thinking". and the whole time, the button i needed was hidden, nestled under user settings instead of like ... part of the project itself. Def on purpose so we all would be forced to use their horrible baby assistant

I had to use an AI assistant thing in a project management program to upload a file I needed the program to adopt and it was SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING than just uploading the file??? I found a way to do it manually but my god. It was like talking to a toddler?

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Grammarly is using our identities without permission — The Verge Grammarly’s “expert review” feature offers to give users writing advice “inspired by” subject matter experts, including recently deceased professors, as Wired reported on Wednesday.

Jesus, this is awful. Fuck Grammarly.

apple.news/A_1XF_5XZRqi...

A screenshot of the video game Clair Obscur of a large wooden looking being, with two long arms, a torso, and a slat of wood for a face, and a brush like head of hair. It's speaking to a human woman. It is saying, "Aren't we all empty once we learn how meaningless our lives are?"

The same being saying, "I am a philosopher. I hope you buy my book someday."

being a writer in 2026

lol

wait i take it back this isn't what i meant i was joking i will never think ai is a real author