Daddy Bern

Me and my big gun.

Let it be known that I am willing to risk it all.

Spent way too long in the cesspool called Twitter.

I need a cleanse.

Noisy twink gets an MVP and a quadra kill.

I really wanna be stinking rich

so I can buy a huge farm to house rescue animals and it can be their forever home if they want.

working and earning is fun until you meet capitalist-corporate dogs who would never think twice about trading everyone's sanity and life over money

Overheard sa bilihan ng breakfast sa kanto:

“Hindi ka ba pwede dahil hindi halal, o hindi ka lang talaga pwede?”

Upper body looks fire… until we get to the tummy and waist.

Ang ginaw! I love it!

Taena

Mercury is indeed in retrograde. Andaming minor annoyances. My room fan stopped working. Gulo kausap ng mga tao. Gahd.

Me today:

Know what, I’d be fully embracing my brujeria in 2025 instead of trying to walk away from it.

That’s how things should be. Hahaha

Bawal na dapat mag-trabaho ‘pag December. Vibes-vibes na lang while still getting paid.

Sobrang nakakatamad kumilos I’m like still reeling from the week that was.

The yordles won.

Gahd who gets dinner at 3am (me).

Salmong tugunan:

The lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The noisy twink got MVP.

Gusto ko kumain ng masarap.

Nugagawen eh ansarap kumain? 🥲

Gaguhan ign ng mga tao

Yuhhhh

Burnt bacon, burnt tocino = 💖💖💖

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I love seeing people who think they hold and wield power when in fact they don’t. So amusing.

Thf that was the most enjoyable chit chat I had with a rider. Ang funny ni kuya hahahaha

Kapag chatty MoveIt/Angkas rider mo, may nadedevelop kang skills:

1. Yung theater skill ng pagbato ng boses
2. Superhearing

Cardo Dalithay hahahaha