AdmiralRon #1 Tobacco Lobbyist

Joe Burrow is going to be applying for asylum before we're even halfway through the season

thank you bsky for deep frying the image so it looks like shit🙏

pixel art of a mustachioed cactus with an angry expression holding up two fists

wip of an enemy for the rpg project I am working on. I call him the prickly hombre

the thing about this is that it would make a huge chunk of New Yorkers who consider free curb space to store their cars to be an inalienable right absolutely nuclear-level lose their shit, but also that group of people voted 95% for cuomo or sliwa anyway

ship trying to get through three strait of hormuz unscathed: 你好，我是一艘可怜的意大利商船，正在逃离在美国长达一个世纪的屈辱。请问哪里可以买到意大利面？

*extremely thick polish accent* Ni hao

Online Approval On haveing a work from home cold one:

Disapprove: 31%
Approve: 69%

Approval Among:
DEM: 69%
IND: 16%
GOP: 15%

Marist / March 6, 2026

Kadri to the Avs in exchange for 50% salary retention and a really good tomato soup recipe

Congratulations Calgary, you win the "why would you do that?" trade of the year award

I hate when my need to demonstrate masculinity through voting for warmongers comes into conflict with my need to demonstrate masculinity through large, gas-guzzling vehicles. I hate it!

McMann to Seattle? sure why not whatever man

I remembered I used to be a good shitposter on twitter but fell off the path

burrito man is my favorite metal gear solid character

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

I saw some berserker takes saying this can't possibly be real, but it absolutely is. The platforms we use and the media we choose to inform us influences what our kids see as "adult things" and we love podcasts and YouTube and the manosphere knows that and starts pushing content to teenagers

Hitting the courts with the "our ice cream machine is broken today."

Right now in this current administration these psychos make up a third of it. What's your ideal number, 100%? fuck outta here, WaPo

The Blue Jays better make a deep run this season or I will be sending a thousand pictures of sad cats to their front office

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”

"he's just stupid! i find this plausible because i am also stupid!" is objectively a weird angle people keep trying to take on this. if you've studied WW2 for years you know what it is. if you watch an hour of the history channel falling asleep on the couch every day you know what it is

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

Lol to the jabronis tone policing people saying Hegseth never literally said this war in Iran was for Jesus, well here you go

Also from a materiel stockpile perspective this is absolutely unsustainable long term and they were constantly reminded of that by the few competent people left and they ignored them!

The Iranians are right that we can't sustain this because we don't have actual materiel man. You know who also knew this? the military advisors you dunces ignored!

You can't fire willpower out of a gun dude

This is objectively funny. Even if you're a MAGA freak you have to admit "person doing press conference not realizing they've been fired" is a solid bit

The PWHL has announced the games at TD Garden (BOS) and Madison Square Garden (NY) have sold out.

Ticket sales indicated this was coming anyway, but the post-Olympics boom is REAL.