Have 2 intermissions and sign/sell merch during them. Everybody happy.
06.03.2026 23:38
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Have 2 intermissions and sign/sell merch during them. Everybody happy.
Also, right now I'm giving my FULL DISCOGRAPHY away for less than $30 😵 Grab it while you can!
brentalfloss.bandcamp.com
It's BANDCAMP FRIDAY which means I get to keep 100% of what you pay for any of my music!
I recommend the cast recording of my Star Trek parody "Khan!!! The Musical!"... try a few tracks for free first, and buy it if you like it! #bandcampfriday
brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/album/khan-t...
That's amazing!
Also the music here is called "The Flossman Theme", I wrote it circa 2009 and honestly, it's a bop in its own right I'm not even gonna be modest about it
yearning for the Miiverse days
(and my old Miiverse posts)
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
shit i can START a new life with anyone
She was like "I didn't give testicles to the dinosaurs, but the absence of green testicle-looking things ends fucking today"
ominous quotation marks down at the dollar store
DANG NEAR OUTLAWED EVERTHANG I DO UP 'ERE
We don’t all have sticky fingers like you, sticko
We haven’t played with a camera attached to a Switch, so I can’t speak to how clear the image would be.
Playing it Windowed on Steam (for a PC or Mac) is probably the best/easiest way to do a Zoom screenshare.
You need a console or a Steam device but if someone else owns the game you can play on their game with your phone (as long as they’re streaming it or screen-sharing with Zoom, etc)
unfortunately that doesn't take care of his neighbors' Ring cameras
which was my thought in the dream (I hope I'll be as disciplined if I ever steal an actual gun out of a car)
Last night, I had a dream that I stole the following from Jerry Seinfeld:
1) A handful of quarters (from his driveway)
2) A commemorative gun given to him by Israel (from the front seat of his car)
Then I realized he probably had a Ring camera and returned the items.
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
I grew up in Texas where it almost never snows, so I kind of get a kick out of cosplaying Exasperated Snow Shovelin' Suburban Dad™️.
The key is to grumble short phrases of 2-to-3 words every 30 seconds or so.
Time-lapse of an alleyway during the #nycblizzard
the question wasn't "eat often" it was "love forever" 😜
Cheetos and peanut butter sandwich on white
When NYC's dog poop hiders hear we're getting a foot of snow
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Snow's no excuse
To leave your dog's poo
#NYCBlizzard
Nacho cheese Doritos or Cool Ranch?
Just when the sidewalks got down to this amount of snow
Great! Wishlist it now so you A) won't forget, or B) if you do forget, you'll get notified when it goes on sale ;)
Yes! "Use Your Words 2" is available on Switch and Switch 2
(via the eShop)
PSST: The Steam Spring sale is coming.
Wishlist my Jackbox-style party game "Use Your Words 2" now so you can get it for cheap next month!
How in the hell was "scumbag" worth bleeping?????
