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Vanston Chixtobar

@ocelotdaniels

Don’t pay your taxes. DO pay your ghosts | enjoyer of Thai food and cartoons | they/them

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This is *exactly* the Hemlocke Springs album I’ve wanted since her snippet of “Girlfriend” came scrolling down my TikTok fyp years ago

16.02.2026 02:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning.

I place myself in the “genuinely thinks SPAGHETTII is a great track” tier of Beyoncé fan

Not sure how far this is from “loves all of Beyoncé’s acting performances unironically” tier but it feels like there’s a pipeline….

15.02.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Current Bluesky user Ocelot Daniels willing to do unspeakable things for a Destin Conrad “wHIMSY” vinyl

04.01.2026 04:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Revisiting GO:OD AM.

This is like if David Bowie dropped Black Star and then gave us 2 more albums.

03.01.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rest in peace Mac Miller

Brother, we miss you. Bad

03.01.2026 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😭😭😭 classic. You know his ass was on there

26.11.2025 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

24.11.2025 16:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What up family

10.11.2025 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ppl are actively trying to combat some of the harmful rhetoric when it comes to dating but yet you’re shoving a microphone into these weirdos faces hoping it goes viral for clicks….very jubilee-esque and collectively we need to stop engaging with that kind of content.

29.09.2025 15:56 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

It’s doing nothing but giving a platform to niggas like *that*

29.09.2025 15:51 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I have something very not nice to say. But also…I wish this shit would end…it’s like Jubilee but for dating.

29.09.2025 15:50 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 2
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03.10.2025 00:31 👍 542 🔁 319 💬 5 📌 12
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Good Morning! To all who celebrates October 3rd!

03.10.2025 11:58 👍 12 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

03.10.2025 02:15 👍 9427 🔁 2478 💬 128 📌 139
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I think this….. might be one of the best hip hop songs ever?

03.10.2025 04:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Average infection: 1 per year

Risk of long term issues on first infection: 10%

Risk increases with each subsequent infection.

After your 3rd you have a 30% chance of long term issues.

How many years until you become disabled?

03.10.2025 02:12 👍 60 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 3

The chances for a single incidence of long covid look something like this.

03.10.2025 03:12 👍 15 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 3

Oh??????

01.10.2025 14:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Andy is a human metronome

29.09.2025 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been 9 years and 6 days and still there hasn’t been a better Tiny Desk Concert uploaded to YouTube than the 1st Anderson .Paak/Free Nationals performance

29.09.2025 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Good morning. One of the greatest beats ever

12.09.2025 11:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So…. Blood Orange is AOTY right

So far

05.09.2025 00:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unstoppable fs😮‍💨

17.08.2025 21:28 👍 111 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 8
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Male rnb has returned to us if only for a brief moment

17.08.2025 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.04.2025 15:46 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0
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When I tell the youths we had Mk.gee a decade ago

30.03.2025 04:55 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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You just had to be there

15.03.2025 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0