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Better than I could’ve ever imagined.

06.04.2025 22:43 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Bluesky creators right now:

10.03.2025 17:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Allison just never liked Dawn

16.02.2025 19:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mom recently gave my GameCube, teal Gameboy color, and all my games to my nephew & niece. I’m 33 but I’m still very upset about it.

15.02.2025 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like MVLi amirite

15.02.2025 01:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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15.02.2025 00:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump seeing Samuel L as Uncle Sam:

10.02.2025 01:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy early Valentine’s Day

06.02.2025 17:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There’s a poofy butt in attendance @annie-b.bsky.social

02.02.2025 19:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Saving that for my closing pitch

29.01.2025 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Satou, hear me out. Imagine how cool it would be to have practice but then be able to immediately join a 65 & older Zumba class on the other half of the community rec center court *AND* top it all off with a Krispy Kreme donut

29.01.2025 01:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We need Paige Boogers merch

05.01.2025 22:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE

01.01.2025 17:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.”

01.01.2025 05:09 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Greatest video of all time just dropped on that other app.

28.12.2024 20:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Not enough treats.

23.12.2024 19:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🚨BRAIDS🚨

21.12.2024 22:59 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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“Everyone always says hey there’s Jonathan but no one ever says how’s Jonathan”

19.12.2024 21:37 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Omg the tail. Look at dis good boy

19.12.2024 00:06 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Get this disgusting bus away from me @annie-b.bsky.social

15.12.2024 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seems like only yesterday Hannah Hidalgo was going off on South Carolina in her first career game.

Time flies when you’re a piece of shit.

13.12.2024 02:07 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk Curt. Paige has been quiet. Maybe you shouldn’t draft her.

13.12.2024 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Hidalgo going right jokes are just too easy.

13.12.2024 00:22 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Natalie Achonwa is a flopper.

12.12.2024 21:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clover is just a weed.

12.12.2024 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk. Call me crazy, but if you have to say “no disrespect, but…” multiple times, odds are you probably shouldn’t say whatever it is you’re about to say.

10.12.2024 23:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Geno said he loves the Notre Dame series and I can confidently say that makes one of us.

10.12.2024 21:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, condolences to every analyst & play-by-play commentator. They’re going to have to say “no pun intended” every five minutes.

05.12.2024 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WNBA franchise or a public transportation system?

05.12.2024 14:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 2
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How many wins does UConn Football have, you ask?

30.11.2024 22:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1