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If you listen to the Three Bean Salad podcast there’s a really lovely tribute to our wonderful Karen by Mike right at the end of this week’s episode. I am so incredibly touched by it, and he’s exactly right about her. Thank you Mike x

05.03.2026 08:48 👍 399 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

Thank you Jason. I was so touched by it. Mike really is such a kind and lovely man x

04.03.2026 21:20 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

03.03.2026 19:21 👍 1410 🔁 221 💬 33 📌 2

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

27.02.2026 10:18 👍 915 🔁 146 💬 16 📌 1
Road sign for 'Skirmish Paintball'

Road sign for 'Skirmish Paintball'

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

17.11.2025 15:24 👍 3702 🔁 654 💬 59 📌 22
It is with immense sadness I have to tell you my amazing wife Karen died on Friday after suffering an aneurysm just before Christmas. I know some of you will have got to know her over the years. She was endlessly kind, wise and just such fun to be with. I am incredibly lucky to have shared her time. You will forgive me if I don't reply.

It is with immense sadness I have to tell you my amazing wife Karen died on Friday after suffering an aneurysm just before Christmas. I know some of you will have got to know her over the years. She was endlessly kind, wise and just such fun to be with. I am incredibly lucky to have shared her time. You will forgive me if I don't reply.

23.02.2026 09:07 👍 2370 🔁 30 💬 683 📌 5

Thank you. I wonder if this is just an example of two people having a similar idea? Anyway, it’s nicely presented.

21.02.2026 14:38 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who’s got time to write "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor” in full, im just going to call him Mo-bat.

Although, to be fair, im never going to refer to him again.

19.02.2026 19:51 👍 296 🔁 15 💬 13 📌 1

:)

19.02.2026 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Night of the Living Biscuit; The Three Biscuiteers; Biscuits: Let’s Be Frank; No, YOU’RE Obsessed With Biscuits; One For The Road; The Last Biscuit; I Bis Quit!; Have Biscuits Been Cancelled?and Biscuits In The New Reality) was all just for show.

07.04.2025 18:50 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0

Assortment: The Art of Biscuiting; Know Your Biscuit; Big Boy Billy Biscuits Now Is It? Biscumentary; I, Biscuitus; Sometimes Biscuit Is The Hardest Word; Ancient Biscuits; The Biscuit Business; Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit; Underneath The Biscuit; Whose Biscuit Is It Anyway?;

07.04.2025 18:50 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Another Day, Another Biscuit; Twice Cooked; Risk It For A Biscuit; We Don’t Like Biscuits… We Love Them! If I Was The Only Girl In The World And You Were The Only Biscuit; Potty For Biscotti: The Italian Years; The Biscuit Guys; Let’s Talk About Biscuits; Bisc It! Dunk;

07.04.2025 18:50 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

In reality Huntley and Palmer fell out and refused to speak to each other. The badinage you saw at biscuit nights (Big Biscuit; The Biscuit Kings; Feel the Biscuit, Feel the Burn; A Question of Biscology; Welcome to the Biscotheque; Down With The Biscuit Kids; Call Me Biscuit;

07.04.2025 18:50 👍 50 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 3

A handout?!

19.02.2026 19:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Photo of small rounded wooden poles poking out above a wall, next to a telegraph pole.

Photo of small rounded wooden poles poking out above a wall, next to a telegraph pole.

Aw, how lovely! A rare sighting of a telegraph pole with its young.

12.08.2023 20:14 👍 338 🔁 31 💬 11 📌 0

You can make the new He-Man movie look more vintage by the power of greyscale.

16.02.2026 23:21 👍 153 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

:) x

05.02.2026 15:48 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you Mark x

05.02.2026 15:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a bit of a quietly momentous post for me. If you saw my recent posts on here you will know my family and I have been going through a very challenging time. But I know that humour will be my way through it and so I’ve decided to post my nonsense again.

05.02.2026 15:47 👍 959 🔁 9 💬 108 📌 1

If you want to know what’s going on in the oceans, check out their seashell media.

05.02.2026 15:29 👍 659 🔁 64 💬 31 📌 2

Thank you for asking. I’ve just posted an explanation.

22.01.2026 10:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A few of you have noticed my absence here over the last few weeks and expressed their concern (thank you for that). I’ve been waiting for the right time to explain what’s happened and I think now is appropriate.

Just before Christmas my wife Karen had an aneurysm while looking after her mum. She has since been at the National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery in London. They have managed to stabilise her but she remains unconscious. We learnt yesterday that the damage to her brain is too extensive for her ever to recover. We are devastated.

I know that some of you have met or interacted with Karen over the years and know what wonderful person she is. 

I thank you in advance for your kind words. Please forgive me for not replying x

A few of you have noticed my absence here over the last few weeks and expressed their concern (thank you for that). I’ve been waiting for the right time to explain what’s happened and I think now is appropriate. Just before Christmas my wife Karen had an aneurysm while looking after her mum. She has since been at the National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery in London. They have managed to stabilise her but she remains unconscious. We learnt yesterday that the damage to her brain is too extensive for her ever to recover. We are devastated. I know that some of you have met or interacted with Karen over the years and know what wonderful person she is. I thank you in advance for your kind words. Please forgive me for not replying x

Some sad news

22.01.2026 10:54 👍 3076 🔁 55 💬 1045 📌 9

Thank you. Dealing with some ill health in the family.

12.01.2026 21:08 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Thank you. Not like this.

04.01.2026 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

:)

23.12.2025 09:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👍😊

23.12.2025 07:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump, or as he’s known these days, ██████ █████

23.12.2025 07:42 👍 378 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 2

Thank you 😊

22.12.2025 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you 😊

22.12.2025 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you, yes I was for a while.

22.12.2025 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0