I bet you'll make him prepare it too. 🤣🤣

Sneak it into his chicken soup.

As appealing as that sounds, i wouldn't disrespect my Doris by subscribing to an only fans.

In honor of International Women's Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
Here's mine 👇🏻

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New merch just dropped.

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From the 193rd Special Operations Wing website:

"Civilians should not salute. As a sign of respect, civilians should instead remove any head gear and place it over their heart. In the absence of head gear, the customary gesture is to place the right hand over the heart."

Fat orange nonce.

The first video is from last summer. The EZY609 flight from London Luton.

If her aura was my pet...

Yes, they do. ❤️

My Empress seems to think so. That's all that matters. She makes me feel a winner every day. 🫶🏻

In that case, I'm a slut.

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Guys that play wordle don't end up in bed with women. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me neither. 😔

Big positive for long distance relationships.

If your man falls asleep before you do, he's not doing his job. 🤔

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Woah. A strong, independent and literate woman is 🔥

This is what happens when your country was settled by mentally ill religious fanatics and 250 years of subsequent inbreeding.

You're clearly gifted. It's like a superpower. Xx

We went from one Noem to another Gnome
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius

I'd rather play fucking wordle than be a cowering pussy. Look at the fucking coward. He's now in charge of your security. Good luck. 🤣🤣🤣

Great. Another weak male in an important job. 🤦🏻‍♂️