janes

a goose stands looking at a door with a “geese not wanted!” sign (well, actually two signs)

stole but who can blame me. what a heartwrenching portrait of oppression.

happy birthday :)

i took the post down but yes-that’s what it means, but how does that mean it’s identifying you, it’s called the opposite of what it does

it’s an impossible question. the categories are so large. i am much more a perfectly charred eggplant person than i am a mushy out of season apple person. but at the same time whomst is not a fruit person. what can it mean, how are those types of people.

There is a right answer

wtf get well soon!

many*

this was may decades ago i had forgotten about it

i had a second cousin or something who went to jail for embezzlement. in israel.

s (my ex) used to quote one of her male relatives saying “it’s my opinion, and, you know what they say, opinions can’t be wrong"

i could eat

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

Gif is a good name

yikes

hand stuck in jar pooh

though they can be handy in the rain

i need one of those 😲 reacts

gas at tops isn’t much more than at bj’s. i canceled my bj’s membership (meant to do it last year but they tricked me by autorenewing a month before it expired). but tops is only .10 more and right near me, so given how much (little) i drive, should be ok even if we’re heading into 1974 #interesting

i didn’t grow it myself—a bag of cut-up pieces was handed to me at, I think, a farmer’s market. however i can tell you it was a sort of orangey red and crisp, the size of a bell pepper. it’s flavor was savory as well as the usual pepper notes.

@twotoedsloth.bsky.social it was you

that mf

ah, Patagonia

Summer Is Coming

dreamed about the best sweet pepper i’d ever tasted. i gave a piece to an old friend and said try this and she agreed. it was crazy

hello kitty pez dispenser that says “namaste” along the spine

whoohooo!!!! <3 yay

if i were henry viii i would get as fat as possible and marry whoever i wanted

is he or she standing on a bunch of other frogs? seems to imply a heist situation or similar

i really liked firefly and i always wondered if joss had been a seinfeld fan

nothing says downtown Portland 2026 like the abandoned shopping center that was boarded up bc it had become an open air fent market then given a mural that says COMPASSION because it got covered in graffiti finally having barbed wire strung above the COMPASSION mural to prevent ppl camping inside ❤️