yolonda with an ‘o’

Two people ski down Bourbon street in New Orleans.

Meanwhile, in New Orleans:
Via Andrés Fuentes/ @fox8live.com

K dot gon have to give away a house or sum. Maybe an ice cream cake…

No, but that lady seems legitimately unhinged and I hope she gets some help before she hurts anyone else

a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 Alt: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

Watching this Lisa Frank documentary…couple of things:
1. A bad boss/leader will fuck you up. LFI abused people to their literal breaking points. A guy died at his desk!
2. The irony of a documentary about mistreatment of workers + contractors airing on Amazon is just too good

Anthem backtracks on anesthesiology cap policy in CT An unpopular move to cap anesthesiology coverage by Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield drew criticism from patients and state officials.

Anthem backtracks on decision to cap anesthesiology coverage in Connecticut

this how my thanksgiving leftovers gone see me for two more days. i dont give a damn.

Ham toll. Thems the rules

Thanksgiving doesn’t really start until my mom counts the Black Rockettes.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

So much of the shit people say about trans women is so transparently them projecting their weird shit onto other people. “They get horny from being in women’s bathrooms!” Buddy that’s a you thing

They told insurers a bear damaged their car. But it was actually a person in a costume Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."

Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."

Goes from delightful to pencil eraser in 36 nanoseconds. You get 3 chews max before you look down at the pack and realize you just signed up for a whole project.

Burn that Juicy Fruit bridge, girl

Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this

Go fash, lose cash!

Yes! I’ll check it out, thank you!

Still on the hunt for a Thai spot that doesn’t taste like someone’s frozen joke

May be too much for ATL, but I looooovvveee momos. Everyone keeps pointing me toward potstickers 😬

As a new ATL resident: noted

Feel free to drop other gems

Freshly groomed and brushed. Sammy pre-mud bath

My shit faced, shitty ass dog still trying to go back outside and roll in whatever this is

Me: Sammy, the groomer did a good job, you look great!

Sammy: haha, bitch, you thought! As soon as I go back outside, I’m gonna douse myself in mud. I’m gonna give new meaning to the words “shit faced”! This is on you. I hope you learned from this.

Side Effects of Police Gangs (with Cerise Castle) Listen to this episode from Small Doses with Amanda Seales on Spotify. This week investigative journalist Cerise Castle (IG: @yourmajestcee) gives us a break down of the corrupt system of gangs in the Los Angeles Police Department.  ~ Get your Smart Funny & Black merch here! For more content, subscribe to our Youtube and Patreon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I’m glad to see this is getting wider attention!

I heard a really great podcast episode about LASD Deputy Gangs with the reporter that did the first in-depth investigation on them: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0FkuIGb3L6l2wSn05oZGvU?si=z1dMCT4-Rquhn6pxIQm6Ug

I’m here! We’re here! Yay!

GOOD LUCK THIS TALK SOUNDS AMAZING

You know, you don’t have to post everything Phony Stank says here...

what the heck

figured out why I dont have any invite codes

⚡️ Now ready for development: custom algorithms!

We've put together a starter kit with instructions on how to implement your own custom algorithm here.

https://github.com/bluesky-social/feed-generator

ffs

Firecracker only in June, July, August

Otherwise drumstick

M&M’s Announces 1 In Every 100 Candies Acts As An Abortion Pill MCLEAN, VA—Noting there would be no effect on the product’s appearance or taste, M&M’s announced Tuesday that 1 in every 100 of the company’s candies would now act as an abortion pill. “If you need to terminate a pregnancy in a state where it is legally impossible to do so, then, statistically speaking, you could just…

“We’re not even saying we’re pro-choice—we just want to be transparent with our consumers.”

It would be cool if we could surface the “invited by” information somewhere in everyone’s profile. A literal ‘whose mans is this?’ tag

One of the things this app has going for it right now is that the invite system encourages encourages some amount of accountability.

Hey @jay.bsky.team, is there any recourse against content scraper accounts like this one that build an audience by adding every other account and sharing copyrighted images? They are a plague on Twitter, and they are taking off very quickly here already.

Gordon Ramsay disguised as a pilot for Kitchen Nightmares

I’m going with Gordon Ramsay trying to up his game from the pilot disguise