Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️

I pay pet rent. My apartment complex has a lot of animals, including big dogs who shouldn't live in apartments.

I went to the Humane Society to MEET a few kittens today. MEET. NOT adopt.

So here is the 5 month old kitten I adopted, Dusty.

From Quora. I mean, yeah that'll probably happen, but you don't have to rub it in.

Kaitlan Collins Humiliates Another Republican Moron YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

@majorityreport.bsky.social Tim Sheehy is not a "local yockle", he's not even from Montana. Rather he's a carpetbagger. He's a second generation nepo baby from a nice suburb Minnesota. I knew the family growing up.

What do you call the area cleared off pubic hair for vaginoplasty? I've been calling it my "fairy circle".

Right up until they start mansplaining something that you're a certified master in. I don't think I ever mansplained to any woman, except for the odd joke hear and there, and I'm actually surprised how annoying it is. And I've only been out as a woman for just over a year.

Even with my hair fucked up, I'd be there.

I watched that on YouTube, and it’s right up there with “The Day After”. They don’t make TV movies like that anymore.

fresh. I hate uneven hair.

I also have some sort of scalp condition that made the hair around my right ear grow in wrong and form uncomfortable tufts. Hopefully my dermatologist will figure out why.

Good Morning, Angels. I probably have OCD, and events of the last few months put me in a depressive episode and really bad hair plucking episode. The hair around my right ear is fucked. When I have a good covering of fuzz in a few weeks, around my 3 year HRT mark, I’m going to buzz my hair. Start

Good Morning, Angels. Some thick fog rolled in last night, which is probably why I didn’t sleep. On the plus side, my push-up bras should be delivered today.

I could have a pussy by my birthday.

Yay autism!

Only a few people have asked why I could just be a "feminine gay man". It's because I hate everything about my formerly male physiology and calling myself a "man" was felt absolutely repugnant for over a decade before I figured out I'm trans.

If he wants it I know a really good surgeon.

Been there. Done that. I'm really hot now.

I should have used /sarcasm, but didn't want you to think I didn't mean the compliment.

Oh no! Anyway.

I was being a little sarcastic. I love seeing pictures of you.

I just think we should turn Ohio into a new Great Lake.

We get it. You’re hot and you pass really well.

I love the top.

!!!!

(That’s literally what my girlfriend said)

Good Morning, Angels. I just got a hair removal check scheduled for April 7th! I’m going have to stop shaving and electrolysis in 2 weeks, which will absolutely suck, but I could seriously get the surgery this year!

There are a number of cis girls on Instagram who femme up their boyfriends and take them out on the town. Their boyfriends always look extremely at ease and happy femmed up. At what point to we report them for spawn camping trans girls?

Melissa Etheridge - I'm The Only One YouTube video by MelissaEtheridgeVEVO

Did anyone ever actually believe that Melissa Ethridge was straight? youtu.be/xB-QQAM1GDM?...

Btw I’m not just sitting at work being horny. I’ve been super productive today.

My tits kinda need to be chewed on…

I think I’m now on the antidepressant they tried to market as a sex drug for straight women with fat ugly husbands. My libido is humming today.

Good Morning, Angels. Today I’m feeling better than I have since my family vacation. And all it took was a new antidepressant with a small chance of causing seizures.

You shouldn’t do business in America if you can avoid it.