Jack Scrambo

I feel like if they had been right about *everything* they wouldn’t have both lost presidential elections to a pea-brained, diaper-shitting pederast

lmao

Inara, Jayne, and Mal standing in the cargo hold of the Serenity. From the very short lived “space western” TV show Firefly (2003 I think)

No, that’s just a horrendous marketing photo. It captured a dusty sort of space western aesthetic pretty well.

Most recurring (and I gotta think cheapest) set was probably the cargo hold of the Serenity

They’re never EVER talking about ALL of the demos Harris lost ground with: Latinos, Muslims, Asians, everybody. No condescending lib is ever going to go to a Michigan masjid and yell at the people there about not voting for Harris. They want to blame white guys because it fits their stupid narrative

That’s really interesting! I think specifically he said it’s supposed to be Fenrir? I’m not sure and frankly
I’m sick of thinking about the Platner stuff so I don’t feel like looking it up lol

I’m just thrilled that soon people who aren’t terminally online will share my hatred for this ridiculous man

Starscourge Stella

He replaced it with some Norse shit. A wolf or something. And I know real Norse Pagans exist but come on dude that’s literally the religion the Nazis pretend to care about!

Ryan Grim has a tiny little Matt Taibbi on one shoulder begging him to give in to male Gen X reactionary resentment. He is usually pretty good at ignoring that voice. But not always

Plus “I don’t trust the motherfucker” is a complete answer to the Platner question! Like, getting all pissed off at people for not trusting a guy with zero record and a lot of right wing baggage is not a way to enroll people to your cause.

Here’s a thought experiment, find me one kind word ever said about Blackwater mercenaries by Ryan Grim. You will not!

Except for Platner. Who was a Blackwater mercenary like 6 years ago.

I also have a Jewish wife and I’d be pissed if some journalist tried to use her as a prop, even in my defense

The Nazi skull honestly troubles me a million times less than the Nazi podcast he was a huge fan of until shockingly recently. Like fine you’re a dumbass who got a skull tattoo you didn’t recognize. But the Nazi podcast?!

JD Vance has a brown wife Ryan. He named his child Vivek. Is JD Vance suddenly not a gutter racist, Ryan? Because last I checked he’s a fucking gutter racist. So this innocence by minority association thing? Kinda pathetic.

Look man my senator is John Fetterman, he had a lot longer of a record than Platner before he turned heel. You can be a fucking chud and have a Jewish partner. And Platner by his own story was a fucking chud until like 18 months ago. So maybe unclutch those pearls, Ryan.

Not a big deal, but a buddy of mine lost a piece of jewelry in there a while back. Just keep an eye out

He didn’t “run to Lamb’s left.” Lamb was out there calling himself the moderate candidate! The left candidate was Malcolm Kenyatta. I know because I voted for him

Hitler’s jaw is in a cabinet in Moscow and man that really pisses off a lot of chuds

I’ve never met a judge who wouldn’t mind a few cases shifted off the docket

don’t do that, don’t make me hope

Everyone’s a pundit and I hate it. We don’t need pundits! We need citizens who vote their conscience. And yet we have loads of people who cast their vote based on who they think someone ELSE would vote for. Horrendously stupid strategy

it’s only after you’ve lost everything, that you’re free to do anything

how did it go?

Your grandpa controlled the means of production? Mr Moneybags over here

Don’t elevate Trump by comparing him to the most accomplished quarterback in NFL history and was always respected by his peers and teammates. Plus a maniacal work ethic. You can dislike Brady but saying “he’s exactly like Trump” is elevating that fat lazy dipshit WAYYYYY too high

Rodgers is way worse. Brady’s thing was always diet (“no nightshades they’re inflammatory” bullshit) and mobility/flexibility. The basis for his diet was dumb but his diet and exercise routines weren’t dangerous or damaging. Just way overhyped. Aaron Rodgers is the “put this jade in your twat” type

In theory? Sure

Oh, that’s easy. She’s a spineless evil cunt

Losing elections isn’t enough I need these fucking ghouls to die screaming

Susie Dent! What is this, a crossover episode?!