Alazay

pretty ik

media update

The surface story or the reason for writing it? Because the surface story sounds one way, but it’s really about racism, trauma, self acceptance, and toxic relationships.

Sometimes, I wake up and just wanna hate so bad— (jk, saw this on TikTok and laughed)

Oh i forgot about it here because Balatro and Reddit

People always want to get me out of character like I won’t set a hot curling iron on your neck.

Leave me alone.

What a lovely way to talk to people!

happy birthday to my lover, my best friend, the whole nine yards. (two Sags in a room, they gone kiss!)

he’s going to leave it in me instead though 🙂

I too wish for a cream pie to the face

Dear universe,

May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity.

Amen.

He loves it here

it’s turtleneck season!

gotta kiss all the wrapping paper around his birthday gifts to match his age (I kissed the envelope too!)

yeah yeah yeah

i wanna spread my skeet amongst the masses. how do i magnify my reach?

be wanting to scream “girl, don’t nobody care!!!” but

matching!

damn yall ain’t see that skeet

🖕🏼it’s not even that bad ignore @munkunza.bsky.social

one more person complains about the skin tone of my emojis and I’m calling myself brown skin until I die

Me waking up every day:

I’m actually far from fucking chill.

Pretty sure I imagined reading my ideal favorite book as a kid so now I need to write it myself so I can stop reliving a story that apparently doesn’t fucking exist.

Paltry misery!

not a Great Depression, but a minor sadness.

no parlays, just thousand dollar graphics cards… 😭 dating runs your pockets

a cartoon character is standing in a kitchen and saying i 'm here to lay some pipe ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a kitchen and saying i 'm here to lay some pipe

what are you about to do to me?

Birthday girl 🩵🩵