Lephys of the Punforge 🕹️

My secret is having the memory of a goldfish. I once accidentally discovered my parents had gotten me a Sega Genesis for Christmas, then was legitimately surprised 2 months later when I unwrapped it. 😂

Yes. OR it only goes away when depression pushes it out of the way.

Absolutely ADORE this movie!

😂

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Games in *my* backlog I really want to play right now/tonight:

Before, your bation was merely amateur. NOW it is PRO!

Haha!

Fun fact: Teeth aren't actually bones! They're more like... mouth nails? 😬

Ahh, that's pretty cool! I'll hafta maybe give it a try in April when I have a lil' more spare money.

"Sorry... worshipping pedophilic, compulsive liars is against my religion."

But, I'm glad to know it's not terrible, and is actually working pretty well from the start! I'll probably check it out! This is one of those I *most likely* can't stomach playing much without a dedicated friend team, though.

This type of game ALWAYS has to be tweaked. It's like... calibration? You can only make so good of a guess how eleventeen different systems and particular design shapes, if you will, will fit together and work as a whole against the collective consciousness of current gamers. -->

Queue the "But at least...!" squad, who adore him. Just so head-over-heels for the bare minimums, that aren't even attributable to him either.

You are such a lovely human, ^_^.

And that's JUST what a moment of light bouncing off of you into our pupils can tell about you. Like 1% of you, and it already reaches "wonderful" level.

Just food for thought. 😄

I dunno why, but it goes SO well with like... pasta sauce? I don't mean MIXED, but, yeah. Spaghetti, marinara dishes, etc. Also, dippy snacks! Chips and dip, hummus, what-have-you. Chocolate milk is just fantastic.

Oh man, and SANDWICHES! +🤤

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I have huge teeth and a crowded mouth, partially because when I was but a wee lad, I had one tooth that I thought was two whole teeth until it finally fell out. It had mitosis-ed sideways into two entirely-formed teeth. o_o

How are you liking the gameplay? I know a LITTLE about the sort of game it is, but I haven't actually delved into the gameplay yet. Trying to see if it's something myself and my two friends would enjoy.

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12-bite penalty!

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They did in Resident Evil 6. Then everyone said "ERMAHGERDDD! THE CONTROLS ARE TOO GREAT 'CAUSE I CAN DO *TOO* MANY AWESOME MANEUVERS! PLEASE, NEVER DO THIS AGAIN BECAUSE WE ALL HATE THIS GAME WITH A FIERY PASSION!"

So now we can't have nice things.

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You're allowed to bite that. It's got a cone. Teeth must make contact with cone for it to be a legal move. u_u

Ada's skills are so on point, she can hold the glass at a downward 60-degree angle and still keep the drink from spilling. 😎

He just doesn't know it, 'cause she slips in after he's asleep, and always flees as soon as he starts to wake up. 😆

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Well, you see... as we all know, the second they make this new version, all these folks' original physical PS1 copies of RE just dissolve into sprinkles. So, they're right to freak out about the sheer potentiality that they'll like something about the remake a little less than the original.

I try to consume all my hotdogs before they reach 18 years of age.

Egg

Dexter holding a Dunk & Egg book

‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ star Dexter Sol Ansell dressed as his character Egg for World Book Day at his school 📕

“On my way to school for world book day - dressed as myself 🥚”

You can't parody these dudes, 'cause the parody of them is just still them.

Capcom Spotlight stream announced for March 5, 2 PM PT (approx. 30 minutes long) www.capcom-games.com/showcase/spo...

Featured games:
-Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection
-PRAGMATA
-Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection
-Mega Man Dual Override
-Street Fighter 6

Yeah! And why doesn't EVERYONE just go become a CEO? You're not supposed to stay in the "lowly" jobs that run 90% of our economy! There should be infinite high school kids to fill those every single month, while literally everyone else moves up to head a company. u_u.

These people... psshhh.

Look, I don't get why no one's just investing a spare $150,000 into something. My return on the $150,000 I invested over just a few months EASILY pays for my expenses, u_u...

If people wouldn't just SPEND all their dividends from their $150,000 investment on day 1, on avacado toast and Starbucks...

Lephys's profile | Backloggd Keep a virtual backlog of your video game collection, then rate and review the ones you've played to share with your friends!

I do! But the process of getting all my completed and actual backlogged games onto there is daunting, haha. I'm working on it, slowly but surely.

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