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Kyari

@kyari

a heartbeat out of time

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By the time everyone is freaking out about time the implications of time travel Kyari's already at the point where she's telling people "I guess this might be in the top 5?" when it comes to dealingwith Weird Stuff along her journey.

09.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heads back home to Galar to visit her parents, defeats the undefeated champion, saves the world or whatever.
Gets told she was 3 credits short and thus graduated PokΓ©mon School, is forced to finish a semester abroad in Pasio and everything that entails.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kyari and Pikachu start in Kanto, stopped Team Rocket beat the Elite 4.
Goes on a vacation to Alola, does the island challenge, Nebby refuses to stay in the bag, gets mad when Blue shows up tells him "Smell ya later".
Goes to Kalos where everyone refers to her as "KantoChamp", has a grand old time.

09.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly realised that Wind/Waves means I get to continue the running joke of Kyari being the same trainer in every game I played/replayed since Let's Go Pikachu and the contorted goofy journey that has been.

09.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't think of many things less appealing than Youtube recommending me videos with 4 views and an AI thumbnail.

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your "Not a public masturbator" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by your shirt.

03.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting this because I love it

27.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorton and Denton by-election result:

GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)

Green GAIN from Labour.

27.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 2115 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 684

I've seen this doujin before

25.02.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is someones fetish

23.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

really dropped the ball on this one by not saying "extremely hard to achieve"

22.02.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

more like CELDA am I right? Baby game for babies

19.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They sell the Radio Times outside of the Christmas telly window??

19.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A fun way of saying "I have 3k followers now"

18.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was legitimately laughing when that announcement dropped

16.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Its 2026 and its finally time to admit to ourselves that they need to revive My Name is Earl

16.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
09.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your room would be destroyed

06.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you meant Bandit for a second

06.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely disgusting

03.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my advice is to not make your dream project as your first project. Make something you know you can achieve.

02.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My usual play is to complain about it to @thisisellian.bsky.social

02.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned by watching youtube videos

01.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The unfortunate reality is that I'm just not willing to be inconvenienced on my main workhorse PC to drop Window as an operating system. Gaming is too much of my free time for me to want to have a sub-par experience on Linux sadly.

31.01.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We like to bully him in our discord server...

Featuring @kyari.bsky.social and @babyfacedelezen.bsky.social

31.01.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The plan? Continue to use the word somethig in casual conversation to convince as many people as possible that its a real word.

30.01.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Plan? Trick a small child's father into giving me his fishing rod as punishment, so I can trade it back to the child later for somethig better.

30.01.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I'm 100% kidding, obviously)

30.01.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if it helps I overtly hate both of you

30.01.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

what's the audio equivalent of no water in Hitman? Asking for a friend

29.01.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0