⚠️ Doughy DoeBoy ⚠️

I like my stuff functional. It needs to be somewhat modular with protection from the elements, but enough storage for anything not currently in use. I'll probably use it for hiking(no mask), so as slim and lightweight as possible even though heavy materials are being used.

Nomadic plague doctor aesthetic using a combination of hazard protection and tactical/utility philosophies.

Leather will be either bison brown or saddle tan for straps or anything that needs the heavier durability.

Canvas and nylon are khaki for pouches and bags.

Boots and gloves are rubber.

Cosplayers, fursuiters, and tailors hit me up!

I'm thinking about my adventure outfit again. I need more ideas and maybe people who can make stuff that I can't do yet.

A harness that functions like suspenders but has padded shoulders, back brace, and a chest bag. Wish it was easier to find.

I want a new job, but I struggle to apply anymore.

I want to gain 20lbs, but have no motivation.

I want peace in my thoughts about the world around me, but that's out of my control.

It's really weighing on me. I don't want to think anymore.

I want someone to guide me and keep my head straight.

And ya know, politics has ruined me.

About 2-3 years ago, I was telling everyone that I was the happiest I've ever been.

Now I'm just becoming an angry, sad, and lonely little man...

I long for late night conversations that ruin my sleep schedule.

I feel I have receded socially. I just sit in calls and occasionally make a wordplay joke. It feels pointless to talk about anything I like anymore.

I don't know how to get around more...

I only talk about myself. I this, I that.

Do you GET me?

I feel the need to have someone to love pretty bad...

If you look at me too long, I'll get pregnant. Don't do it. Don't touch my hands either.

Huh?! No, I don't have any cookies...

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These matches I've been getting in-game have been so bad, I genuinely think a person under the desk sucking me off is necessary at this point to keep going.

Backseat gaming except the seat is my back, and I'm lying down on my belly.

Need someone to hump my butt and grab my hips while I try to focus on playing video games.

An undershirt that doesn't chafe my fucking nipples?

I have to apply vasceline to my fucking tits every morning. My last light coloured shirt was stained so bad it made me look like I was lactating.

Why are clothes so mean to me?

Socks that last more than a few weeks?

I get 20k+ steps every working day.
I ride my bike in workbooks.

I also need anti-chafe long leg Boxer briefs.

The hairs on my legs have been continually ripped out by my phone and wallet in my pockets.

Just red bald splotches now.

I have such a strong desire to own lifetime lasting goods.

I want traditional styled things that are well engineered and assembled to last.

Things that can be maintained, too.

I personally don't think brand quality means anything these days.

Denim is denim. It matters more about the fabric and blends chosen and how they are cut and stitched together.

Cheap, expendable jeans, or specialized pants to survive stretching from cycling and abrasion from work?

Preferably still slim fit jeans.

Nylon, spandex, gusseted crotch, reinforced, or leather knees.

Is the expense actually worth it?

I feel like such a fat fuckin' chud.

Not really, just two bowls that get mixed. Milk, sugar, and yeast. Let that sit. Flour, salt, butter, eggs, vanilla and spices of your choice. Then mix them. I like adding a bit of nutmeg.

I make balls and fry 375°F oil for about a minute.

Then you can add coatings and fillings that you like.

😗 My usual go-to's would be classic glazed, honey twist, or maple dipped.

Classic is great. I've made some before. They are just rolled in brown sugar, icing sugar, and cinnamon. Even better with glaze.

Now get a BIG donut.

When characters are drawn sweaty, usually it's just all over, but what if they sweat in specific areas?

Like, IRL I sweat profusely out of my mid to lower back and ass crack. I very rarely actually have it start to drip anywhere else.

Honestly, kinda fitting to my character, huh?

It would be nice to sit on someone's lap and doze off after a big meal. Need my tummy rubbed.