Big Merc

Kristi Noem getting fired and replaced with Markwayne Mullin is proof that no matter how bad you are at your job, the Republicans have someone worse waiting on deck.

Donald Trump starting a war with Iran and then calling for a cease fire should be grounds for the 25th Amendment. I know they don't have the votes, but we gotta do something...

James Talarico supporters, a word of advice.

Can you give Jasmine Crockett supporters ten f**king seconds to mourn her primary loss before you start nipping at their heels with that "vote blue no matter who" horsesh*t? Please, just back off for just a moment...

"Hey, you know that thing we did that failed miserably, hear me out, let's do it again!!" Hell, I could be an movie executive, seems simple enough...lol.

I guess Trump is so low in the polls, that they had to stage another attempt on his life to rally his people behind him. He didn't even have the common decency to be there for it.

Let's get one thing straight. Prince Andrew, that pampered pasty British fail son, is not going to take the fall for any of you people. He will do whatever it takes to keep his gristle out of the fire. He will flip like flapjack. Wake up your lawyers, and while you're at it, bring out your dead...

Stephen A Smith running for president as a Democrat would be like a vampire running to be president of the American Vegan Society. Please go somewhere and sit down, ain't nobody got time for your ridiculous nonsense.

True, the 90's were not kind to 80's horror series...

Pretty much...

And for some reason, no one cares...lol. I would not mind a new reboot with an actual established lore, with the right writers, it might be good...

The DOW is over 50,000? Why didn't you say so in the first place? I'd gladly trade my liberty and the lives of innocent people for a neglible bump in my retirement savings.

Aside from the money goblins, who even knows what that even means?

Normally, ICE getting trounced in Italy would incur a bunch of Mafia jokes, but that's not cool, I would not do that 🙃

I will just say that Italy stands on business like they have the words "business" tattooed on the bottom of their feet.

Pam Bondi is the woman you wake up next to the first time you get blackout drunk.

Donald Trump's name shows up a million times in the unredacted Epstein files. Yes, this is a raw search, but to show up that many times, that's main character energy.

Kid Rock be like: I suck because rap legend and billionaire businessman Jay Z is a DEI hire.

You guys bastardized the lingo and still can't use it right. Pathetic...

Kid Rock is the Ted Nugent of Gary Glitters...

This is Spotify monthly listeners for each artist

Kid Rock 5.3M
Lee Brice 4.8M
Brantley Gilbert 2.8M
Gabby Barrett 3.8M

Bad Bunny 90M

So, who did you think was going to win in a head to head battle for their Super Bowl shows, international Superstar, or washed up has beens?

Donald Trump celebrates Black History Month by posting a video of the Obamas depicted as apes. Next time Donald, say less, way less, or nothing at all...

I don't think God is mentioned in the Bible as much as Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files...

I can never take Conservatives seriously ever again. You literally threw away Democracy and embraced fascism just so that one gross old man didn't have to be held accountable for crimes he definetley committed...

After the horrific shooting at UC Santa Barbara in 2014, Joe the Plumber said that "your dead kids don't trump my constitutional rights".

What a difference a decade makes, am I right?

Daddy Trump says jump and you jump until your knees hurt.

Cucks, the lot of you...

I always wondered how the Romans felt the moment their empire fell, now I know first hand.

Remember when André the Giant cheated to win the title from Hulk Hogan and immediately gave it to Ted DiBiase, but then WWE President Jack Tunney said that the title was now vacant because you can't win the title that way? The same rules apply for Nobel Peace Prizes.

So let's see, if Trump invades Greenland, it would pretty much dissolve NATO. Who would benefit the most from the dissolution of NATO? Trump's boss Vladimir Putin of course. He hates when you call him a Russian asset, but then he serves Russia on his hands and knees...

Yes, I know that A-A-Ron Rogers is a first ballot Hall of Famer, but if that was his last game in the NFL, man, that would suck, or be awesome depending on how much you think Rogers is a douchebag, and I do think that...

I hope those ICE agents hear those whistles in their sleep...

Amy Klobuchar proving time and time again why Centrist Democrats are a millstone around our necks...

ICE agent Jonathan Ross need to remember two things: Trump won't be president forever and there is no statute of limitations on murder. Sleep tight, while you can...

Democrats...if your platform for 2026 is not "sweep the leg", just keep right on walking. That kumbaya shit is dead, we need political blood and thunder, not biscuits and sleepytime tea. I'm sick of you political pansies...

Hey, MAGA, walking into a daycare center and asking "how many kids you got here" is more likely to get you punched in the face than anything else. You look like a bunch of pedophiles right now.