Moo

I plain and 1 chocolate brioche please. I'm feeling spendy. And fat. 😂

You literally just popped up 5 minutes ago on my FB as someone I might know 😂

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Poor Murph 🩷

One of mine fell into a container with petrol, we rang the vet for advice about cleaning and ended up taking him there. Petrol can be carcinogenic x

🍀All the luck, Papa T 🍀

If you're in my Fortnite squad and your wearing a Kardashian skin I'm not rebooting you.

Square yoghurt pots should be illegal.

Good day.

I woke up at 1 minute past 10 this morning. I'm in my hibernation era clearly. 😬

All 3 finalists are so deserving of the win, but I'm team Angharad through and through. Saying that, I think Elham might have this.
#potterythrowdown

Absolute #lad 🦖

He'll be ordering a round next.

Errrm, how is he SO grown up?

Chuffed face

Fancy.

What's next for you, Poptart?

They make my throat sore. Cursed.

Rugby player's hair styles. What's going on there then?

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I can't unsee KD Lang when I look at him. Then I just have to imagine KD Lang doing all the things he's doing.

Love a bit of Abba too.
#totp

I fucken love Andy Williams. Do with that what you will.

#totp

Bro looked like Frodo in a puffer jacket
#totp

Or his teacher 😁

Playing Fortnite earlier in a random squad.
Child's voice on the chat: Are you a lady?
Me: Yes
CV: How old are you?
Me: Old enough to be your mum. Why aren't you in school?
CV: has left the chat.
😂

Just enjoyed a compilation of people getting wiped out by those vacuum packed mattresses.

Sorry that your girlfriend thinks the Disney font is 'classy'

I don't have DMS on here because the age verification thingy wouldn't let me 😭😭😭

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Hard same. I love waking in the night with dead hands 😂