LBC⁶

If you could be any animal what would you be and why?

Found out a bit ago that it had been moved inside at some point, so he actually got it from our laundry room floor.

Less panicked now lol

My 4yo snuck into the garage this morning and woke me up holding my circular saw in his hands....🤦🤦
How he got to it...I can only imagine.
He would have had to climb to get to it.

its gonna be a comic-con reunion

that + the incalculable amount of psychological damage done.
not to mention the truly heinous things people have been subjected to under the guise of "just boys having fun"

no....its all fucking inhumane.

🥹

massive amounts of caffeine readily available, noise cancelling headphones with instrumental metal or soundtracks, a jar of nacho cheese on a candle warmer with tortilla chips.

and sudafed.

....omg

I'm going to call him "Mar-Kwa-Ney" just to piss people off.

I have one like that....he made me espresso just by watching me use the machine.

he and his older brother also both were able to take apart the locks that we had in place on their door to keep them in....they've been a handful

well, now I have to be mean to you so I can pet your kitty.

i literally LOL'd in a dead quiet library

no biggie...

omg, if there's ever been a cry for help it's this.
quick, get better music in your ears, STAT!

we literally are the dumb rich bad guys from every dystopian movie ever

yeah but it seems like the vast majority are still droning on with "trump good. all else bad"

I've severely limited my use of other social media, but Bluesky still seems relatively not harmful to my mental health.

so lets keep that energy up for the rest of the game, ok team?

defense on 3. 1-2-3

(this is where you all yell DEFENSE)

*buttsmack*

I wish they both could have won

I certainly can't tell! I have no idea who either are!

is there such a thing as a just bee, though? In this essay I will...

is it ketamine?

its ketamine isn't it?

god I know so many people like that.
"I dont read" to "we can't trust these experts" to "colleges are indoctrination" and so forth...
like...no...

you're just ignorant.

Wtaf is this fucking bullshit

Culturally, politically, or weatherwise?

Dunkin hits that sweet spot between "gas station" and "costs too much" coffee

Yeah! you get it!