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Right now, Iran is firing off hundreds of CHEAP missiles and drones (that can be quickly manufactured) every single day, and most are being shot down by VERY EXPENSIVE interceptor missiles. These interceptor missiles are difficult to produce, and in short supply.β¬οΈ
There's a code of conduct that says remove your cap when the national anthem is played in a stadium so one sure as hell removes it when honoring fallen soldiers.
ICYMI β NYC protested Trumpβs War on Iranβ¦
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NEW: An inmate overheard guards talking about covering up Epsteinβs death. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Tarrio is, quite literally, a pardoned terrorist.
Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."
Even if you are 100% convinced that Democracy is already dead and our votes won't count...
PLEASE VOTE ANYWAY!
I'm begging everyone. There is a critical mass of voter turnout that will be too big to fix.
Please vote, no matter how bleak it seems.
It's not at all suspicious that one of the guards at the prison where Epstein was held googled "how to fake a suicide" during the weeks leading up to Epstein's death.
Iβm just curious if any of the disgusting juvenile delinquents making the ridiculous war glorification videos for the White House ever served in combat. Or even served in the military at all.
When a government goes after a company and threatens to burn it down because they won't let their product be used for nefarious reasons says something chilling about that government.π½
The real problem is that we have a president who is being blackmailed by Netanyahu and Putin.
Whatever it is, it must be pretty bad.
Why on earth would a GOP Congress go along with this?
The ultimate answer is money.
If we take veto-proof control of Congress - & we will, & after we impeach Potus & Veep & replace w/our Speaker, the NEW 1st law we pass must be that a criminal president can't pardon co-conspirators, retroactively. By the time it gets to SCOTUS, we'll have impeached the ones who'd vote against it.
It looks like the war on Iran is going about as poorly as the regimeβs previous wars against Chicago, Minnesota and Los Angeles.
When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist.
Slava Ukraini!
Drone attack alerts have been declared over Novorossiysk, Anapa, and Gelendzhik in Russia's Krasnodar region, with air defense already active over Krymsk.
Holy shitβ¦
Sometimes I feel Congress wouldnβt do anything if we werenβt pushing them on social media
Well then wtfπ‘
Nope!!!
#Iran
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
Arrest the goddamn president
So much βwinning.β π
DOJ confirmed that 47,635 Epstein files have been removed.
Thatβs ANOTHER 47,635 reasons why we need ACCOUNTABILITY!
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Where is all this money going?
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"We have to pull out the most powerful arsenal in defense of our democracy that we have, and that's impeachment and removal. And we can't wait."